German armpits

Contrary to popular belief, the wide majority of German women DOES shave under their armpits.

"Oh, look at her German armpits!" - "They're not German. They're French."

by minionofher July 29, 2008

German Knuckle Cake

Fisting with a vengance. Giving the anal blitzkrieg.

Chris loves to get a German Knuckle Cake for his birthday!

by Big_Daddy_Shame_Train April 19, 2006

germophile

A person who loves germs. Opposite of germaphobe.

"Oh no! Your baby is eating dirt!"
"Don't worry, I am a germophile. We believe the more diverse your gut flora, the better."

by Sepia August 1, 2019

germon

germon's are mostly known to be good boyfriends, they always doubt there self and call there self's ugly. Not knowing that they are very attractive and are the best boyfriend's that any girl can ask for. Germons dont get how special they are to people they often uplift other people but never uplift them self's. I'm glad to have a germon in my life he helps me get thru my day and makes me smile all the time.

one girl: hey have you seen the new boy?
other girl: yeah he's in one of my classes his name is germon
one girl: we should go hang out with him you know how great germons are

by Random______23 February 1, 2021

gerdow

A dutch guy who captures flags and arms bombs on halo

"why didnt you get kills gerdow"

"COS I CARRY THE BOMB FUCKER"

by jseghdgdfg July 24, 2008

gerlombian

having german and colombian blood in tha same mixx. usally attracts certain guys known as winsteins and or barrons.

gabby gott that seck_c` gerlombian flow that make winestein jelouszz. u know he want thatt

by shmoe` February 23, 2008

german turtle

To engage in a long term relationship with someone while never intending to propose, despite the other partners obvious desire for marriage.

I know she wants to get married someday, but I am totally going to German Turtle her.

by Dangeroo December 2, 2015