Gargoyled

Final state of an erection, completely perched up, any additional blood flow would result in a complete combustion.

Talking in discord with the boys, gargoyled out of my mind.

by Gargoyle King September 10, 2023

Butt-Faced Gargoyle Girl

A Butt Face Gargoyle girl is someone who looks like they crawled off the side of a medieval church and tried to live amongst humans. Their face happens to look like an ass.

Hey Johnny, is that your co-worker Rem? Yes Bob, can't you tell by the way she looks like a Butt-Faced Gargoyle Girl?

by J409 September 15, 2025

Chocolate Gargoyle

To coat your body in a thick layer of feces (potentially multiple layers for a healthy coverage) and stand on the ledge of a tall building, allowing the sky-high breeze to softly harden the exterior over time.

Person 1: Hey, you coming to Yoga tonight?
Person 2: Not today, pal. I've discovered a new way to like, totally zen the fuck out. You wouldn't get it. Consider me as somewhat of a Chocolate Gargoyle, although, I wouldn't expect you to understand, being a simpleton and all.

by guerns3ygargoil69420_leprevost October 9, 2023

Gargoyling

The act of squatting on top of a roof and giving yourself a reach around to make your penis appear to be a tail

Did you see that kid on top of the school? He looked like he was gargoyling.

by MooselessCanada November 6, 2015

gargoylic

adj. hellacious breath

Her breath was so gargoylic it made me want to seek sanctuary in a cathedral. I pounded and pounded on Little Heaven's door while she spoke on and on, hummus dribble on her lips.

by barleycorn July 29, 2021

Italian gargoyle

It is when you are having anal facing a ledge her hands on the ledge.

You bro I took Stacy out to deadmans Clif and gave her an Italian gargoyle
Bro no way she actually let you do deal at deadmans

by Terry the treefrog June 20, 2023

gargoyle hour

gargoyle hour is the hour of the night when a player just can't get play and must settle for a gargoyle-looking bitch in an act of desperation and loneliness.

Neighbor: Yo, who was that ugly bitch walkin' out of your apartment in the morning?
Player: Gargoyle hour, bro

by evolutionary_biologist10 August 29, 2021