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tie your shoe at your funeral

Person 1: Like, oh. my. gawd. I broke a nail!!! I'm, like, dying!
Person 2: (sarcastically) Awww, I'll tie your shoe at your funeral.
by Dr. McP May 17, 2006
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Space Fueler

Just like fueling in space, this technique demands high concentration, dedication, and perseverance from both parties... Basically someone takes a shit into a vagina. Sounds simple, but its actually extremely complicated.
"I just gave that bitch a space fueler last night...." (usually followed by awkward silence)
by P. Shivers September 21, 2009
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Sia Furler

Sia Kate Isobelle Furler (born 18 December 1975), sometimes referred to mononymously as Sia (/ˈsi ə/), is an Australian singer and songwriter. She started her career as a singer in the local Adelaide acid jazz band Crisp in the mid-1990s. In 1997, when Crisp disbanded, she released her debut studio album titled OnlySee on Flavoured Records in Australia. Following the event, she moved to London, England and provided lead vocals for British duo Zero 7.

In 2000, Sia signed to Sony Music's sub-label Dance Pool and released her second studio album, Healing Is Difficult, the following year. Displeased with the promotion of the record, she signed to Go! Beat and released her third studio album, Colour the Small One, in 2004. Dissatisfied with the project's struggling to connect with a mainstream audience, Sia relocated to New York City in 2005 and began touring across the United States. Sia released her fourth and fifth studio releases, Some People Have Real Problems and We Are Born, in 2008 and 2010, respectively. In 2014, Sia released her sixth studio album, 1000 Forms of Fear, which was preceded by the top-ten single "Chandelier". She is currently working on her seventh studio album This Is Acting.

Sia's music incorporates hip hop, funk and soul as a base for her vocal styling.1 In 2014, she was ranked the 97th richest Australian person under the age of 40 by BRW magazine, with a reported net worth of AU$20 million.2
Omg I love listening to Sia Furler! That song "Chandelier" is amazing!
by poopdawg!!!!! December 31, 2015
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funer

A word used to describe something that is more fun than something else. This is the way you say "more fun" without sounding Lame!
As quoted from Maddox "The Dog".... "Sean is my Funer Dad" or "Disneyland Dads are Funer than Lame Justis Dads"
by Disneyland Dad May 6, 2006
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Fullerton Transfer

A Chicago Transit Authority El station that connects the Red, Brown and Purple lines. In this case, it involves going from the Red to the Brown, or the Brown to the Red. If done right, it'll leave Purple bruising.

For additional style points you can give her the "Skokie Swift" (Yellow line) and hose her down in a golden shower.
"I rawdogged this chick's bloody snatch then I flipped her over and gave her the Fullerton Transfer."
by Mrs. O'Leary's Cock March 12, 2010
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funnerier

The sexxi ass version of funnier.
This is geting funnerier for me by the passing second.
by TheUndermind August 9, 2009
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funeral dip

A funeral dip is a pickpocket whose specialty is dipping into people's pockets at actual funerals or even at the cemetery ceremonies.
Dips like wherever there are big crowds. Be particularly careful of funeral dips.
by Warren Allen Smith May 18, 2006
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