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Viking Funeral

A ceremony often done by true weed growers, when a long term mother from which many stem cuttings have been taken from to grow new plants (normally propagate a good genetic line). Is finally ready for retirement. The mother is taken to flowering stage, and when ready, smoked in a solemn (at first) ceremony to thank her for her gifts
My hammerhead mother is ready, 2 years, 30 cuttings, I flowered it and now its time to give the old lady a viking funeral
by Cyberian Bear September 15, 2011
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funeral charades

A game of charades where someone has actually suffered physical injury or death, but those around them do not know. Much like the death of TV celebrity Redd Fox, who suffered a heart attack as co-workers unknowingly thought he was doing an impression of his character.
When John ate that poisioned shrimp coctail, we played a game of funeral charades.
by Monkeypuff April 26, 2006
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Texas Funeral

A celebration where two men bury Uma Thurman alive. Uma Thurman then proceeds to punch her way out of the wooden casket using techniques she learned from an old asian kung-fu master. Afterwards she goes and tears a chicks eyeball out during a swordfight.
"Dude, yesterday me and this other guy had a Texas Funeral."
"Really? Is Uma Thurman hot in person?"
"...kinda."
by Itsfromkillbillguys April 18, 2010
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Clown Funeral

Its tragically hilarious.
by beatles234 March 8, 2010
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Dark Funeral

A black metal band who make very simple guitar riffs and, pretty much, simple everything, yet kick ass.
Dark Funeral is a pretty good band. I almost got a chance to see them but I couldn't go.
by Santafanda October 9, 2008
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Funeral Suit

When a girl is wearing a very conservative dress to a party or fun outing, when in fact, it is attire that is more appropriate for a funeral.
Sally, we're going to a club in Vegas, you can't wear that funeral suit because it has long sleeves and goes down to your knees!!!
by Diney Suit Girl April 6, 2009
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