shoebox funeral

Burial of the victim of a fire, explosion, massive crash, which leaves so little remains that fit in a shoebox.

So little left of the victim he could have had a shoebox funeral.

by barber of seville April 12, 2019

funeral hoe

That woman/girl who wears the tight short black dress and pink high heels at a funeral, looking like she trying to pick up a grieving family member.

Do you see that girl in that tight dress? She must be trying to get that grieving dick. She is such a funeral hoe.

by Jkrbeast June 13, 2018

Funeral Sandwich

a funeral sandwich is small triangular sandwiches that you would typically have at a funeral/wake. Most common phrase in Ireland

I’d love a funeral sandwich right now

by Derv B June 14, 2020

Viking Funeral

masturbating into an old sock one last time before you throw it away (or burn it for a more authentic viking experience). ceremony may be done with or without an audience, viking’s choice

hey guys, just got back from a viking funeral. I cried a bit, but I know he’s in a better place now.

by childishzambino May 21, 2021

Funeral jumper

Someone who has to be part of the tragedy when they weren't actually a part of anything involved emotionally nor a friend

Hey, so do you even remember Katelyn even knowing him? Nah, she's just here for the ceremony as a funeral jumper

by Lil Pepper Pants July 13, 2021

funeral ham

A ham saved in the freezer for when someone dies

"Eww we're having a funeral ham"

by p0larizedun July 9, 2016

Faux Funeral

A non traditional funeral-like ceremony or gathering in honor of someone who has passed away. Usually serves as an alternative to a funeral when one is not desired. It is a celebration of the life of a particular individual held by the loved ones they left behind.

Johnny didn't believe in funerals so we had a faux funeral Saturday afternoon.

by PeaseyGrl February 28, 2011