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Fudge you

The nicer way of saying "fuck you".
by qwertyjerk April 23, 2011
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lapse in fudgement

when you're taking a shit and after the first log has dropped you experience a moment of paused defecation before the second log drops
Sorry I'm late but I couldn't hastily defecate due to a momentary lapse in fudgement
by Skawt Ef January 5, 2008
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Fudge Truffle

A term used to represent the virginity of someones anus. It is a slang expression which is considered the anal counterpart of a cherry; sometimes involving shit instead of blood.
Character I: “I popped her fudge truffle.”

Character II: “Her what?”

Character I: “You know, it was her first time getting fucked in the ass.”
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The other night I popped this chick's fudge truffle and she got soft serve on my dick.”
by Ryan Zeisloft September 26, 2008
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Green Bay Fudge Packer

A sexual act, where one partner toasts cheddar on their penis/strap on, and gives the other a hard ass fudge packing.
Brett favre had always had a kink for the Green Bay fudge packer.
by El ritardo July 2, 2018
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Fudge Tracks

The remnants of an explosive fecal event, leaving liquid shit remains on the rear of the victim's trousers. Usually associated with a night of binge drinking.
"Whoa...Dugan, why are you in my kitchen with no clothes on..?"

"I need to use your washer and dryer dude, I have fudge tracks in my pants"
by The Zenith October 7, 2008
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fudge

1. Tasty chocolate like treat. Sits in stomach best after eating good warm meal and while sitting in comfy chair whilst visiting with whom ever may be there to cause such a wonderful event as fudge.

2. Articulate version of the highly popular yet extremely vulgar word fuck.
Example 1:

You: "Oh fuck I hate it when that happens!"
Your mom: "Oh my God! How could you say that? You're grounded for a month!"

Example 2:

You: "Oh fudge I hate it when that happens!"

Your mom: "I'm sorry dear... The fudge is ready."

You: "YAAAY! Fudge!"
by Ba Ba Ti Ki Di Do June 11, 2006
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disco fudge

Something that is really great. Completely awesome.

Was Originally said by Tyres on Spaced.
Last Night was an A1, tip-top, clubbing, jam fair. It was a sandwich of fun, on ecstacy bread, wrapped up in a big bag like disco fudge. It doesn't get much better than that. I just wish that I could control these FUCKING MOOD SWINGS!
by Cheesebadger February 28, 2005
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