Fuckass
1. (Noun) A person whose primary talent is converting simple tasks into a spectacular display of incompetence. Not malicious, just a walking, talking minor inconvenience. The human equivalent of a soup sandwich.
2. (Adjective) Describes any object, situation, or concept that is so profoundly useless or poorly designed that its existence is both an insult and a joke. It implies a level of failure that is almost artistic.
2. (Adjective) Describes any object, situation, or concept that is so profoundly useless or poorly designed that its existence is both an insult and a joke. It implies a level of failure that is almost artistic.
As a Noun:
"I asked my boyfriend to record the game, but the fuckass recorded six hours of a static blue screen instead."
“Who's the fuckass who used the last of the coffee and didn't make a new pot? I just want to talk."
As an Adjective:
“I can't get this fuckass printer to work. It's just blinking its 'help me' light for no reason."
“We missed the exit because of this fuckass GPS that recalculates every time I blink."
"I asked my boyfriend to record the game, but the fuckass recorded six hours of a static blue screen instead."
“Who's the fuckass who used the last of the coffee and didn't make a new pot? I just want to talk."
As an Adjective:
“I can't get this fuckass printer to work. It's just blinking its 'help me' light for no reason."
“We missed the exit because of this fuckass GPS that recalculates every time I blink."
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