forking

When a sleeping woman moves her legs from the spooning position up across a man's chest or neck, looking more like a fork or pretzel.

I woke up in the most uncomfortable position this morning because she was forking me all night.

by saporiae November 5, 2011

Forking

To stick thousands of plastic forks in someone else's lawn. A common tradition in the B'Nai B'rith Youth Organization. Usually leads to saran wrapping on ricing of the lawn.

Hey bro, you wanna go forking tonight? That bitch deserves it.

by EverySingleAZA June 29, 2011

fornitwitch

A slight movement, normally unintended and involuntary, made during intercourse. Normally associated with females that despise any and all sex.

I thought for a minute that my wife was actually enjoying sex with me, but, it turned out to be only a fornitwitch.

by Paul S. January 15, 2004

forditus

Forditus is un-explainable problems that occur in ford cars and trucks. They are problems that are attempted to be fixed and never go away after several attempts.

"God damnit, I replaced all my struts and springs and still can't get rid of this rattle. I think it caught forditus"

by j pags March 23, 2009

Fortitrous

The emotion you feel when you answer the phone and no-one says anything and/or the anger you feel when you call someone and they don't answer.

"UGH! When Jordan doesn't answer, I feel so fortitrious."

"Stop calling and not saying anything! It makes me fortitrous!"

by trailbreaker May 2, 2010

forkies

An adventurous game involving cutlery, wee wahs, friends and tasting. Suitable for ages 6-whatever age you realize the ramifications of what you're actually doing

Me and Miranda used to play forkies in the bath, she tasted like shrimp

Yes counciller, she said i had to play forkies to be like the cool kids.. It was so awful

by bongoloid March 28, 2015

Fornite

What Will Smith wants in Youtube Rewind

I would want Fornite and Mark Ass Brownie

by VicFire94 January 18, 2019