The act of getting a woman named Jill to kill you because you too much of a coward to do it yourself
by Jerome2123 December 13, 2020
When you are disappointed, sad, or angry at yourself. you act really silly or behave in a very cringe way. Maybe you really like someone and just can’t say it and cut off contact and act like an asshole.
by Moonwolf1987 September 10, 2022
by Daak July 04, 2003
Wherein one farts while sitting still and/or in a confined space, accidentally or intentionally, forcing him/her to smell their own fart until it dissipates.
As opposed to Crop Dusting.
Derived from when one mis-throws a flash bang grenade in Call of Duty, usually hitting a wall or backside of a teammate, causing it to explode right near you, disorienting oneself instead of the enemy.
As opposed to Crop Dusting.
Derived from when one mis-throws a flash bang grenade in Call of Duty, usually hitting a wall or backside of a teammate, causing it to explode right near you, disorienting oneself instead of the enemy.
I flashbanged myself at work today because I couldn't leave my cubicle. It stank for a minute but then it went away.
I think Mike flashbanged himself because I saw him sniff the air he was sitting in a few times, after which he had a disgruntled look on his face.
I think Mike flashbanged himself because I saw him sniff the air he was sitting in a few times, after which he had a disgruntled look on his face.
by DAMU21 April 08, 2011
I wanted to go to the March for gun control, but I stayed home to watch FoxNews while pardoning myself.
by Ringo1121 June 09, 2018
Its another phrasing for “soil yourslf”/ ejaculate. - usually when it’s messy
Other phrasings are ‘mess myself’ and ‘soil myself’
Other phrasings are ‘mess myself’ and ‘soil myself’
Ruin myself- to ejaculate
A- “I just ruined myself reading Winnie the pooh”
M- “okay now I know you’re drunk”
A- “I just ruined myself reading Winnie the pooh”
M- “okay now I know you’re drunk”
by Napoleon666 October 29, 2017
by Quenz March 04, 2016