Febby

People who only masturbate in February

Hey John, have you heard from Gina lately? Don't worry man, she's a febby and it's a leap year.

The mortality rate for febbies is at its highest in March.

by Mr crab bastard November 23, 2019

fobbitch

SLANG

n. 1. someone who acts like a bitch and does not speak proper English (all genders applied).

adj. 1. fobbish and bitchy.

n. ex. Learn how to write you fobbitch!

adj. This fobbitching slut gets on my nerve!

by ZionMagus August 16, 2003

FOBB

Fuck Off Bye Bitch

Her: I hate you!
Him: "FOBB"

by CSully7 May 27, 2017

fobbit

(noun) a person who is short and is of foreign origin by birth, usually native to Asia.

Etymology: an Asian immigrant = "FRESH OFF the BOAT", abbreviated "FOB" + "Hobbit", coined by J.R.R. Tolkien to mean "a member of a fictitious peaceful and genial race of small humanlike creatures that dwell underground"

My fobbit friend is good in math.

by Sean Sotelo February 13, 2004

Fubby

Slang: Derived from Fat Husband, or Fat Hubby.

I can't get my Fubby to get of the couch and mow the lawn.

by Brian Pike December 23, 2003

Fobbit

Some fuck who's been in the military for 6 years and hasn't been deployed. Usually is seen playing world of Warcraft.

"Holy fuck dude you're such a FOBBIT"

by TheGrandWizardofShit April 10, 2019

FOBB

Fucked Off Beyond Belief. An expression of anger that surpasses mere words.

When I found out that my best friend had been shagging my girlfriend, I was completely FOBB

by jetpakjon November 25, 2010