Flounder

A flounder is a roommate who cannot look you in the eyes for several months because they are so conflict avoidant and passive aggressive. Flounders have such big egos that their eyes move to one side of their body making them emotionally and physically deformed for many lives to come.
I’m so sorry, it looks like your roommates are total flounders, time to lite the ego death machine.
by Scuba Celine November 26, 2021
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Flounder

A person who, in conversations or chats, reacts in boring or lazy ways.
"This person I got matched with is a total flounder. When i asked about their hobbies, they replied with 'sleeping'."
by BaconAndBeans May 03, 2024
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Flounder

A fag-like girl who thinks she is hot shit when in actuality everyone hates her and can’t determine weather it is a girl or a boy this person is very crusty and most likely HIV positive. A real nigglet in the eyes of society
Person 1: hey did you see that new kid?
Person 2: yea I tried to talk to her but she is a real flounder. I’m just gonna stay away
by NotMikePence November 05, 2018
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Flounder

Laying on top of another person (usually your loved one), making yourself as heavy as possible, to squash them under your weight.
Done to either show affection or punish someone for their derpy behavior.
She: *Tells silly joke*
Him: I'm gonna have to flounder you for that one.
by wurstle July 07, 2021
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atomic flounder

The act of slithering, flopping and twitching your way into your partners vagina with your head.
Your mom's pussy is so loose, I pulled the Atomic Flounder on her ass!
by Atomic Flounder November 13, 2019
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Floundered

Absolutely inebriated, under the influence to the point of being as useful as a fish
John was absolutely floundered last night!
by Pastaaaa January 29, 2022
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