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cock flossing

The act of double penetration of the vagina and anus wherein both penises move out of sync (one goes in, one goes out) while never completely withdrawing from their respective fuck holes, creating the illusion that they are attatched in the middle and looking like a peice if thick dental floss going back and forth inside the recipient's abdomen.
Brandy: So I took these two guys home last night, they were cock flossing me all night!
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Floaping

Floaping is the action of running over elderly people using a vehicle.
Barbra was taking a while to cross the road. After 3 whole seconds of waiting at a green light I decided that dear old Barbra needed a good floaping.
by Samlogan117 July 10, 2016
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Floating Eddie

A pubic hair placed into a drink of a person you don't like
A gave that cocksucker a floating eddie & he didn't even know it.
by Doyle February 11, 2004
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Floating Cosby

A poop that just came out of you anus and it now floating freely in your toilet.
DUDE THE FLOATING COSBY THAT I JUST POOPED OUT LOOKS LIKE A RABBIT

wtf james why the hell would I want to know that your floating cosby looks like a god damn rabbit
by theguywhofartedinworldstudies November 22, 2010
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Flapping your parrot

Female with her hand in her pants, mindlessly touching herself in a non-sexual way... like a female Al Bundy.
Girl, stop flapping your parrot, take your hand out of your pants, turn off Jersey Shore, get your ass off the couch, and let's GO!
by TheJMM April 8, 2011
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Flopping Flamingo

When you go down on a girl while she is standing and latch/munch/bite her clitoris causing her to flail her arms around like a Flamingo
James: Last night I was so pissed at my girlfriend Kimmie that I bit her clitoris and she acted like a Flopping Flamingo!
by Reywd Samoht August 28, 2011
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floating an air biscuit

Oh no I just started floating an air biscuit
by Cleadus fucksinton January 6, 2016
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