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flatulent explosion

A massive and devastating explosion in the seat of someones pants that was caused bu flatulence.
Johnny ate too much hot sauce, and now is having flatulent explosions, stinking up every room in the house.
by Haldee June 2, 2018
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Flatulitis

(n.) A condition caused by an acute case of gas causing repeated farting or creates a stench so powerful it threatens the health of yourself or others around you. Could also be a combination of the two.
I have a case of gas so bad that I cleared out the room with my flatulitis.
by Wordsmanship July 18, 2019
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faucet flatulence

Refers to the noisy whooshy spluttering in your pipes when turning on a spigot, often heard when doing so for the first time after having the water turned back on, and so there is lots of accumulated/trapped air in the plumbing that has to be "exhausted".
I just about had a heart attack in first grade when the tap on the sink in the boy's room started making loud popping and banging sounds --- and erratically spewing frothy water --- while I was washing my hands. Well, after all, what with my being only eight years old at the time, and with the washroom's echoey concrete walls and floor amplifying and distorting every little sound, it was only logical that I would have been terrified at this unexpected occurrence --- so much so, in fact, that I frantically called the Principal down to show him. He was totally understanding and sympathetic, gently explaining to me that there was nothing to fear; it was just faucet flatulence.
by QuacksO May 6, 2019
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Flatulated

To expel digestive gasses through the rectum (bootyhole)
Dude, I flatulated in her eye when she was tossing my salad
by Hung Like A Fieldmouse December 6, 2019
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phantasmal flatulence

The fart of a ghost and or other spectral being.
The phantasmal flatulence of the haunted hospital was overwhelming.
by Mortamort March 28, 2021
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flatulative

A food, drink, or otherwise consumable substance that strongly encourages and induces the onset of flatulence.
Bro, your mom's mushroom pizza is a hardcore flatulative - it's got me droppin bombs all over the place.
by ace1080x November 24, 2011
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sucking the flatulence from dead seagulls

A funny phrase to say to someone who is talking nonsense to stop them talking.
“I saw you down the esplanade sucking the flatulence from dead seagulls
by mazza98 January 18, 2023
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