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Flatlander

Anyone who resides anywhere south of Maine, any area typically referred to as "Boston". Anyone driving a vehicle without a cracked windshield and working directionals. These people are typically middle class white folk from the suburbs of Boston, Hartford, NYC etc. Flatlanders are not to be confused with the masses of particular people streaming south from Quebec to Old Orchard Beach.
That flatlander from New Jersey just asked the mountain man, "At what age does a deer turn into a moose?"

The flatlander was standing there in cargo shorts and told the raft guide, "I can't go swimming right now, i don't have my bathing suit."
by flatlander.0 July 27, 2013
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flatulatio

The act of a male passing gas while receiving oral sex from a partner.

Typically a very embarrassing thing which ends "the mood" instantaneously, though some are the inverse and are actually aroused by the act.
Bob: "So how'd it go last night?"

Joe: "It went well, until the flatulatio incident. Guess we shouldn't have gone to Taco Bell for the first date."

Bob: "What'd she do? Freak out?"

Joe: "No, that was the worst part. She asked if I could do it again."

Bob: "Someone who likes flatulatio.. I'm not sure if you should run for the hills or jump on that."
by TaciturnBadger July 1, 2011
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endocranial flatulation

Pseudo-scientific euphemism for brain fart. The act of temporarily forgetting what one is doing and/or performing an act which would normally considered to be stupid or sub-par for one's intelligence.
Wow... I can't believe that Al sent that email attachment of everyone's salary to the whole company! Must have been a huge endocranial flatulation.
by Dale Hemrick February 11, 2008
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Fapulant

Adj: A state of fapping, marked of extreme quality.
Last night's pr0n safari was a fapulant adventure in freebies.
by biggyDwalnuts April 8, 2010
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flatlander

A term used to describe the suburban-Chicago folk. These over consumers have earned their nickname by flooding near by states such as Wisconsin and Michigan to exploit as vacation spots. Residents of the victimized states witness complete retardation during the months of June, July, and August when the flatlanders retreat from the tickey tack of the daily routine to their "lake house" or "cabin" usually located in northern Wisconsin or Western Michigan. A good weekend at the "lake house" for a flatlander consists of a failed fishing attempt, a boating accident, numerous trips to the nearest subway, at least 8 hours spent looking for cell phone service, a failed camping attempt, and a speeding ticket....All while managing to leave most of their trash on the beach or at the bottom of the lake. States such as Iowa and Indiana also hold a deep hatred for fagot flatlanders. Due to a lack of a sufficient public education system, and the over popularization of Suburban Chicago, neighboring public universities such as University of Iowa and Indiana University are flooded with flatlander scum. A flatlander generally lacks any sort of style, flavor, uniqueness, hobby, or anything that is not "in the now" or accepted by the mass. Many scholars believe that the Pink Floyd anthem "another brick in the wall" is a direct reference to the lack of uniqueness and purpose the flatlander offers. "All and all were just a another brick in the wall".
Jim:Hey Dale you wanna go musky fishing in Mercer this weekend?

Dale:Hell no, its July, those fuckin Flatlanders will be breaking their boats and shit...I'm sure we would have to tow atleast 4 or 5 of them into shore and wouldnt get to fish at all.

Jim:Yeah the lake will probably be full of littered trash and bull too.

Dale:Fuck those fags and their gas guzzling suburbans and escalades.

Jim: You wanna just throw in some long cut and drowned some PBR's instead.

Dale: Yes
by sconnnnnie March 1, 2010
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flatlander

where i'm from, a flatlander is the worst thing to be. its kind of like in california where the locals hate the tourists that come to surf, well in northern PA we hate people from jersey, pittsburgh, and philadelphia that come up to hunt deer. a flatlander usually, though not always, has zero respect for the land, the animals they're trying to hunt, and the locals that put up with them. some of them are nice guys that have a true love for hunting, but the majority of them come up to get drunk at the hunting camp, get into fights at the bar, and for the most part make people from northern PA wary of anything that has a funny accent.
TRUE STORY. A flatlander comes up to me after a day of hunting, he was in a field that was frequented by cows. ME:did you see anything ?
FLATLANDER: no but there are sure some big deer up here. the tracks are huge!!
ME: those are tracks left by cows.
by flatlandersareruiningoursport November 12, 2008
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oceanic flatulation

A bullshit theory about the Bermuda Triangle that the earth farts to sink the ships. The "farts" are methane hydrates, that make the water and air surrounding less dense.
Oceanic flatulation is the cause of many sunken ships around the Bermuda Triangle area.
by Cpt. Stabbin September 19, 2006
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