tree flakes

A tasty cereal made of goat turds and pencil shavings.

Mmm... can't wait for my daily dose of tree flakes!

by The nutty little squirrel August 26, 2006

Boom! Two Scoops o' Booty Flakes

Baby got game..baby got a sweet ass..she gets up in the morning..reaches for the Coco Pops, shirt rides up..Boom! Two Scoops O' Booty Flakes!

She reaches for the Coco Pops, shirt rides up..Boom! Two Scoops O' Booty Flakes!

by Gaz Hope November 13, 2003

Woodstock Flakes

Woodstock Flakes or Nutritional Yeast as it is traditionally called, dates back to ancient Egypt. It is a yeast fermented on molasses. The rise in popularity in recent years in the 'hippie' community has dubbed the formally known 'Nutritional Yeast' with a new name with less nutrition in the title. Containing 200% of your daily B12 per teaspoon, Woodstock Flakes are widley known as a dietary supplement and food seasoning.

Mix in fresh juice, top a salad, in soups, to thicken gravies, on popcorn, as a cheese substitute, or anywhere you want.

"Oh man, this popcorn is bland"
"You want to sprinkle some Woodstock Flakes on it?"
"Awesome! Thats the Shizit"

by J-Here April 21, 2010

nipple flakes

The crust off of nasty nipples

I didn't wear a bra in your shirt, because you told me to save those nipple flakes for later

by stoniebolony April 15, 2016

Clam flakes

When a woman does not wash after sex and when she awakes her pussy flakes off all that jizz that dried on her clam.

Paul was banging the cleaning girl last night so long that they were exhausted and fell asleep. In the morning she had clam flakes all over her pussy.

by Clamer October 20, 2016

mood flakes

Snow showers that are more atmospheric than intrusive

The snow showers will be nothing more than some "mood flakes"

by deftone207 December 21, 2018

Gram Flakes

When you spend time on instagram when you first wake up in the morning.

I love to start my day with a big old serving of Gram Flakes.

by Psychopath_liker April 20, 2019