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Flailosophy

The pondering of a flailer. A way of understanding things from the perspective of a meth addict.
My peers and I have our own perspectives and ideals that we call our flailosophy.
by So Short October 8, 2017
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flairboat

a way that leads to success
flairboat helped me elevate my career
by alpha123456 June 5, 2018
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flim flam fuckery

A person or situation of extreme absurdity and or/foolishness. Something that causes one to disbelieve what they've seen and/or heard. An appearance so foul as to deter one from engaging in contact.
mMn, did you seen wtf that chick had on? That was some flim flam fuckery
by Aj Ghost October 20, 2010
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The Faim

A band that originates from the land of Vegemite and drop bears. The band consists of a leopard,(Sean the drummer), a bird(josh the singer), a regular good old bogan(Stevie piano man, and bass), and that dude from high school musical, Micheal Bono, guitar.
" who TF is The Faim"
by baconaxolotl October 9, 2018
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Ric Flairing

To ejaculate on to your own hand then slap it across your partner's chest shouting WOOOOOOO!
"I was Ric Flairing my girlfriend last night and she didn't see the funny side"
by CookieMonster14 November 24, 2019
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Nipple Flair

If a woman were to have intercourse with a man who possessed a cold, then she could be in danger of Nipple Flair. This disease tends to last for about 2-3 weeks. If your doctor confirms that you have Nipple Flair than you will need to go home and not go outside. This sickness will cause a woman’s nipples to be extremely cold. If you get Nipple Flair than you must not have sex or go outdoors. Both activities with cause your tits to heat up to temperatures around 400 degrees. Some woman try to obtain Nipple Flair because during the short period that it lasts the female with be able to produce cum from her jugs. You would not need a male to create a baby if you had Nipple Flair, this fact makes a lot of feminists very happy. Also the disease may shrink your lungs until you die.
Zeva: Abby I need you to come over to my house right now!
Abby: What’s wrong!
Zeva: Tony gave me Nipple Flair and I need you to help me clean up the giz off my couch.
Abby: Ok I’ll be right their.
Zeva: Bring a switchblade, I might need to cut my nipples off.
by Bubba the Gimp January 7, 2021
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Majesty Flair

The only Findom GoD you will ever need. You will surrender & bow to her will & might.
I have bequeathed my life & soul to Majesty Flair, she owns me and I am her plaything.
by Majesty Flair June 21, 2023
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