When someone makes such an embarrassingly stupid mistake that it is worthy to be on Failblog.org in picture or video form. The funny equivalent to a kodak moment.
Actual example from Failblog.org:
SHELBYVILLE, Tenn. - Authorities said a couple got into a fight using 'cheetos'. The Bedford County Sheriff's Department said a 40-year old man and a 44-year old woman became involved in a 'verbal altercation'. Somehow, the orange puffy snacks were used in the assault. Deputies said they were charged with domestic assault. No one was hurt. They both were posted with a bond of $2,500.
That is a perfect example of a Failblog moment.
SHELBYVILLE, Tenn. - Authorities said a couple got into a fight using 'cheetos'. The Bedford County Sheriff's Department said a 40-year old man and a 44-year old woman became involved in a 'verbal altercation'. Somehow, the orange puffy snacks were used in the assault. Deputies said they were charged with domestic assault. No one was hurt. They both were posted with a bond of $2,500.
That is a perfect example of a Failblog moment.
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With the possibilty of being dissowned by your asian parents.
Usually used by girls in mostly asian schools (eg: mac.rob).
With the possibilty of being dissowned by your asian parents.
Usually used by girls in mostly asian schools (eg: mac.rob).
1:
Girls talking:
girl 1 (asian): omg!! i got 88% on my maths test!!!
girl 2(asian): omg!! that's soo bad!!
girl 3(white): *sighs* asian fail...
2:
girl 1(asian):my mum's gonna kill - i got real shit on my test!!!
girl 2(asian): i know!! 88% is my worst score EVER!!! we've sooo failed...
Girls talking:
girl 1 (asian): omg!! i got 88% on my maths test!!!
girl 2(asian): omg!! that's soo bad!!
girl 3(white): *sighs* asian fail...
2:
girl 1(asian):my mum's gonna kill - i got real shit on my test!!!
girl 2(asian): i know!! 88% is my worst score EVER!!! we've sooo failed...
by zabiiy March 4, 2009
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*Cristina tries to push a chair onto the carpet*
Carol: "Wow your attempt to push a chair onto the carpet was the failest thing i've ever seen"
Emily: "Yoooo let's go smoke some more bud!"
Cristina:"you try"
*Carol successfully pushes chair onto rug*
Ergo, failure.
Carol: "Wow your attempt to push a chair onto the carpet was the failest thing i've ever seen"
Emily: "Yoooo let's go smoke some more bud!"
Cristina:"you try"
*Carol successfully pushes chair onto rug*
Ergo, failure.
by supergroup May 11, 2008
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by Pyroclasm32 February 27, 2009
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Blog Comments:
someperson: nice blog. thanks for the post, very informative.
firstfailperson: FIRST!!!!!!!!!
anotherperson: lol, first fail.
someperson: nice blog. thanks for the post, very informative.
firstfailperson: FIRST!!!!!!!!!
anotherperson: lol, first fail.
by thewack October 23, 2009
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2: usually an unpopular or uncoordinated square-esque character
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