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fester fucknuts

Someone who truly and utterly pisses you off to the point of homicidal rage
by derageosfear70 August 8, 2020
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Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester is Kaisa's alter ego, emerging particularly when she has inhaled or is under the influence. This endearing alter ego is characterized by a charming disposition, often accompanied by facial redness and sometimes even dark under the eyes if she had mascara on for the evening.
"Uncle Fester makes a grand entrance when Kaisa's had a date with her favorite bottle of laughter-inducing spirits, leaving behind a trail of giggles and maybe a misplaced shoe or two."
by Attentionwhorenumber1 January 4, 2024
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Fester

A person or a group (Festers) of people attending Coachella festival. Now referred to as Coachella.
Festers have landed in Indio, ready to brave the sand and party to the music!
by BabyKan June 9, 2016
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all-festered-out

All-Festered-Out: All smoked out. Having smoked enough marijuana and don't want or need anymore. Can't get any higher.
No thanks. I'm all-festered-out!
by JopKatz December 7, 2015
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Fester Fuck

Fester Fuck (n): A cluster fuck of a situation that one ignores until either, (a) the conditions of the situation begin to fester like a wound smelling of geriatric diapers and almonds, or (b) it becomes an unmitigated chunderstorm.
That hoarder's place up the street is literally rotting under a 10 year layer of broken dreams and apathy. It is an absolute fester fuck over there.
by Dr. Chunder May 17, 2013
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Reverse Uncle Fester

When you shove a light bulb up your ass instead if your mouth.
I was felling kinda kinky so my girlfriend hooked me up with a reverse Uncle Fester
by Anevilnoyes November 21, 2022
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Dirty Fester

The Dirty Fester is when you fist your roommate and then leave the room mid nut and piss in his trash can.
“My roommate was in the middle of doing homework so I went in his room and gave him a dirty fester.”
by Wanjarthen September 17, 2021
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