feces

chocolate

Feces smells bad but actually tastes quite good.

by kwang June 4, 2003

fecesmonger

someone who has an infatuation with eating as it is leaving the anal cavity recording it on german pornsites.

Alex Fulton is a feces monger

by Alan Jakabitz January 18, 2005

feces

(fee*seez)
-noun
1. Poo. Poopie. Doodoo. Human waste and/or excrement.
-noun
2. As per the movie "Donnie Darko"; baby mice.

1. Ma'am? I think you need to change your baby's diaper. It smells like feces in here.
2. Girl #1: "I heard there were feces EVERYWHERE!"
Girl #2: "What's feces?"
Girl #1: "Baby mice."
Girl #1 & #2: "Awwwwwww!"

by Mr.3d PHD March 11, 2008

Fencest

The act of currently or in the past dating someone within your fencing club

So Danielle is committing fencest with Bob, seeing as they are both in the same fencing club.

by Zuflueg October 22, 2009

Drinking for the fences

Aggressive consumption of alcohol, with the explicit intent of blacking out as quickly as possible.

"Damn man, watching the Patriots get trounced like this is just miserable."
"Yeah, I honestly don't think I can take it. Fuck it, I'm drinking for the fences." (chug).

by Marlowe1 December 2, 2009

feces

brown stuff

i eat feces

by dfd February 26, 2003

feces species

A specimen of brownish excrement. These come in all shapes and sizes. Believe me.

Holy crap! What a feces species!

by Sabeenerz October 6, 2008