I've finally done it. I made a text go blue. I'm so proud of myself for achieving this life goal. I can finally rest happy knowing that I did the world a favor! :)

when ur confused u say this

I've finally done it. I made a text go blue. I'm so proud of myself for achieving this life goal. I can finally rest happy knowing that I did the world a favor! :)

by Stupid Af July 23, 2021

pre-favor

Where you do something for someone without being asked, and then try to throw it back in their face by demanding either payment or an unreasonable favor in return.

Two classic examples of shameless "pre-favoring" are:
(1) Offering to buy a girl lunch and then afterwards pressuring her to have sex with you --- or at least allow you to touch her intimately --- in return.
(2) Voluntarily performing some household chore like sweeping or snow-shovelling, and then telling the homeowner that he is now obligated to either give you cash or buy you a pack of cigarettes as payment for your labors.

by QuacksO August 31, 2018

Un momento por favor

used in "hello im norway from countryballs"
also means "one moment please"

norway: "hey sverige, you want fried egg?"
norway: "un momento por favor"

by m1chael3 January 20, 2023

Manly favors

When a woman plays the flute for you

Matt came home with flowers and wife was happy 2 do manly favors

by Nick bodak May 5, 2022

Textual favors

To text someone provocative messages in hopes you help them get off

Textual favors are how pal dates are started

by Bamamatt February 10, 2015

Favor Baiting

A manipulative tactic that involves asking someone to do a small favor for them, only to lead the way to more, usually larger favors. This tactic is most often used by roommates, couples, parents, and coworkers.

Fred: Hey Rob, could you take out the trash for me?

Rob: Sure dude! takes out trash

Fred: Ok, now can you clean the entire kitchen, paint the house, and wipe my ass because you’re my bitch now boi!

Rob: oh, so you’re favor baiting me, I see. Fuck you!

by Composer man November 9, 2024

do me a favor and shut the fuck up

An op word to tell another human being.Mostly known for making that person actually shut the fuck up.Also is very fun to say out loud.

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You:do me a favor and shut the fuck up

by what is the point of living if December 2, 2020