water faucet

When u blind her with your white lazer in the shower

"Why the fuck did u just blind me retard" guy-"water faucet bitch"

by David the weeb slayer March 21, 2017

Leaky Faucet

When someone’s large intestine disappears and the shit that now flows freely through the small intestine constantly drips out of ones asshole. Could also be referred to as constant diarrhea.

I just saw some guy with a big ass brown stain on the seat of his pants, he must have one hell of a Leaky Faucet.

by jkwazo April 26, 2019

Montana Leaky Faucet

A sex act in which a man, right as he is about to ejaculate, walks over to a freezer and freezes his penis for 8-12 hours. After his penis is thoroughly frozen, he walks back to his partner and holds his penis over his or her mouth, allowing cum to slowly drip out as the penis thaws.

Person 1: "Damn bro, my girl wants me to give her a Montana Leaky Faucet tomorrow and I'm not sure if I'm ready!"
Person 2: "Your penis will surely hurt!"

by 21spendexx August 20, 2021

leaky faucet

when gare bear gets too excited with maya so his faucet starts leaking and she makes him clean it with a tissue

gare bear had a big leaky faucet last night uh oh

by alligator fuckmaster 2.0 ;) July 15, 2019

Broken faucet

Someone who leaks a lot when horny

He is such a broken faucet when I humiliate him.

by JYKowalski August 21, 2025

sloss faucet

I think you know what it is. Is it a faucet? Is it slossy? What does sloss even mean? Sloss faucet, your best friend.

Gotta love that sloss faucet

by Nickolas Mc.Phee January 22, 2024

Leaking faucet

When cum drips from the tip of your penis either on the floor, or down to your ballsack.

“We had the best sex ever, dude!” It was so good I had a “leaking faucet” afterwards.

by IO67 October 6, 2025