The lonely masterbater

When your irrational fan base immediately masturbate when they hear your name. Even after your failed career.

Chad heard the name Jimmer in the produce section, now those apples have a protein glaze and he is know as "the lonely masterbater."

by Bman88 April 8, 2019

masterbateable

A word that can be used to replace debatable. It's better to use however when talking about the attractiveness of somebody.

Guy 1: Dude Jessica Alba is the hottest girl ever.
Guy 2: That's masterbateable.

by zerordie323 January 23, 2011

Fasturbate

The quick and painless act of masturbating in a time period of less than 5 minutes. Usually applies to young middle school students with a small penis and a weak sense of longevity. Can be good for breaks between classes and/or in class.

"Jebus, I really hope that the teacher doesn't catch me beatin' the meat, because I am terribly ashamed of my small penis. What if she laughs at me! Well, I guess i better fasturbate to make it quick!"

Judy: "Oh Steven come down on me!"
Steven: "Well, we have 10 feet till we get to the pick-up window to get our food. Can you fasturbate with me?"
Judy:"Oh yes! That would be lovely!"

by Sarga April 2, 2008

Masterbater

One, who feels the need to touch and feel upon himself/herself, in order to get sexual pleasure.
See: masterbate

The kid across the street is a damn masterbater, did you ever smell his hands?

by OneHungryHungryHippo May 4, 2004

fapsturbate

Fapsturbating is when someone (girl or guy) masturbates to a guy fapping.

Isabelle likes to fapsturbate to her boyfriend when he faps on a skype call.

by put a dick all up inside her March 2, 2015

masterbate

guy: when you rub the shaft of your penis untl you orgasm.
(sometimes requires the use of lubricants)
(not reccomended to exceed three times each day)

girls: use of fingers to touch the clitoris
(sometimes requires the use of a vibrator)

andrew uses the fleshlight to masterbate.

by supersimon June 11, 2006

Rasterbate

A mixture of Rastafarian-ism and masturbation, to "rasterbate" is the act of being stoned while masturbating.

After hitting the bong a few times, Jen and John went into the bedroom. Jeremy has no lady so he sat in the living room to rasterbate.

by couch.40 July 12, 2011