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Pissing and Farting

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1. Wasting time in a manner that annoys other people.
2. Lying to someone to rile them up.
Oh, I'm just pissing and farting.
by SS-man December 25, 2007
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A bag that is filled with candy and miscellaneous cheap plastic toys. It is handed out at 8 year old's parties. What makes this fun bag so special tho, is that the 8 year old farts it in moments before he ties it up and hands it to his good pal (not too be such a pal for long).
Joey: Hey Michael, want your fun bag before you leave my awesome skateland party?

Kenny: Sure thing Billy, hand it over!

*Maria opens the bag*

Alex: OH MY GOD, BRIAN GAVE ME A FARTING FUN-BAG! GAH! THAT TRICKSTER!
by Nathan Nude May 27, 2009
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Farting like a Trojan

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When somone is farting very often. It is derrived from the fact that the smell must have become overpowering after being stuck in a city for ten years.
by GOBIOUS INDUSTRYS January 28, 2010
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farting lumps

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Unintentionally passing some small turds while intentionally passing gas
by DonH October 2, 2003
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Farting safety net

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When you feel the urge to defecate, but only pass gas, you are using the toilet as a farting safety net.
Bob: Hey, Jim, I think I sharted in my pants.

Jim: You're sick. Next time, use a farting safety net.
by Marrley December 30, 2008
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Farting Bracket

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1. Arse, usually that of a female.

2. The foot rest in a car that the left foot can be placed on after changing gear, so that it is not hovering over the clutch pedal. Derived from when one is driving and feels a fart brewing, one can press down with the left foot on the farting bracket so as to raise the left arse cheek to let the fart escape unhindered.
Hey mate, check out the farting bracket on that bitch!

Hey lads, I'm gonna slip her one up the farting bracket tonight!

I just love my new car, it even has a farting bracket.
by Teknotrix October 16, 2009
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butt farting

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by JoshuaB86 October 28, 2017
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