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When an album (particularly a torrent) is completely neglected until pitchfork deems it tasteworthy, at which point it is downloaded (or bought in the rare case) like hotcakes.
You're such a forker, you never would have Forked! that album had pitchfork not best-new-musicized it.
Forked! by Reginald Linux October 27, 2007
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Properly pronounced you're fucked, used to describe someone that did something the slightest bit innapropriate or "facked"
ur facked by Will kallinteris November 30, 2013
tightly wound ball, known for practicing tightly wound ball.
i threw out my neck performing the fareeda
fareeda by Anonymous May 14, 2003
a male visitor to fark.com
my boyfriend is a farker too!
farker by farkette October 23, 2003
Fanked, orginating from the verb 'to fank' is 'to shank' some person or general being with a fork.

The action is described as follows: As person A goes to stab person B, person B withdraws his (or her) fork and traps the knife twisting it away.

Though not widely known of, fanking can provide an effective defence against knife attacks.

The sister verb of to fank, 'to spank' is the same action but with a spoon, however this is usually not as effective.
Yeah this janner came up to me and tried to shank me so I fanked him right back,
Fanked by btrev October 19, 2010

Somebody farted 

A person who let off a silent one in class and someone says who farted
“Bro somebody farted and stinks EWW smells horrible”.
Somebody farted by Uuudurrrr March 19, 2019