Fark

when you bark and fart at the same time

MOM I FARKED EVERYWHERE

by LunchTREY September 1, 2023

Farking

The physical sound and act of actually barking. Can be referred to as fake barking because When your fur-member barks at someone that is at the door. However, upon getting up and going to the door you then realize that you just got played because no one is at the door.

Dude, why are you farking at the door no one is even there!
I swear if you dont stop farking I'm putting you In the kennel.

by Chow Chow Consultant March 17, 2020

fark

having sex whilst farting

dude I was with Jessica yesterday and I just had Taco Bell and we farked so hard. -created by Ethan

by dank master surpreme July 15, 2016

Fark

(A conjunction of fuck and fart; can also be spelled "farck.") The act of farting as a result of being penetrated in a sexual act. Usually, the farting is a result of pressure directly or indirectly on the farter's anal canal by a sexual partner's or partners' body part(s). Alternately, the fart may emerge as a result of the farter tensing abdominal muscles in the act of fucking. In any case, farking results from a physical pressure in a sexual act, and does not refer to the accidental release of a fart during sex due to the farter's inability to hold in gas.

M: "Hey Delilah, how was your night of sweet lovemaking with Henry?"
Delilah: "It was soo embarrassing! I was far(c)king all over the place! Right when he inserted, the pressure on the wall of my anal canal made me fark! And then when I was riding him, the fierce engagement of my abdominal muscles caused me to fark even more. But at the end of it he told me he loved me, so I would say it was worth it."
M: "Wow, well I'm so happy that you had a great night. I can relate to the farcking, though--that happens to me all the time."

by GarliChic March 20, 2016

Fark

A Sudden Realization of a intense and immediate flash of understanding or insight.

I was stuck on that problem for hours, and then I had a total fark and realized the answer was 42.

by TGPBS September 30, 2025

Fark

When a dog barks so hard, and loud that he busts out a fart.

Susan’s dog just farked so loud that she forgot that she left her coupons at home. Fark

by Kaitibunny March 31, 2020

Fark

When a situation, person, place, or thing isn’t worth using or wasting the energy on whether it is appropriate to say the word fuck.

I don’t give a fark about what political party my best friend is; what matters is he has always been there for me…..
Or
I have very few choice words for that farking asshole!

by Jynx01 December 27, 2023