fark

When a dog is startled, and simultaneously farts and barks at the same time.

I turned the corner and scared the sleeping dog. It farked. It was loud and smelly.

by JohnnieVegas July 27, 2017

Fark

To bark and fart at the same time.

Omg the dog just farked.

by Grunt4kek August 15, 2020

Fark

The action of when a dog farts and barks simultaneously.

Chopper had a farking problem

by Philthy58 March 13, 2021

Fark

When a dog barks so hard, and loud that he busts out a fart.

Susan’s dog just farked so loud that she forgot that she left her coupons at home. Fark

by Kaitibunny March 31, 2020

Fark

when you bark and fart at the same time

Mom i just farked everywhere

by LunchTREY September 1, 2023

Onya-fark

An older person who farts and the smell follows them or someone else.

My Gramma is an onya-fark

by Jema Williams February 14, 2018

Fark

(A conjunction of fuck and fart; can also be spelled "farck.") The act of farting as a result of being penetrated in a sexual act. Usually, the farting is a result of pressure directly or indirectly on the farter's anal canal by a sexual partner's or partners' body part(s). Alternately, the fart may emerge as a result of the farter tensing abdominal muscles in the act of fucking. In any case, farking results from a physical pressure in a sexual act, and does not refer to the accidental release of a fart during sex due to the farter's inability to hold in gas.

M: "Hey Delilah, how was your night of sweet lovemaking with Henry?"
Delilah: "It was soo embarrassing! I was far(c)king all over the place! Right when he inserted, the pressure on the wall of my anal canal made me fark! And then when I was riding him, the fierce engagement of my abdominal muscles caused me to fark even more. But at the end of it he told me he loved me, so I would say it was worth it."
M: "Wow, well I'm so happy that you had a great night. I can relate to the farcking, though--that happens to me all the time."

by GarliChic March 20, 2016