Fandan

A fandan is a person who is a generally an annoying idiot with a giant turd for a brain. See Tony Blair.

I hope that fandan Tony Blair gets voted out and Britain will be great once more!

by Tony Blair Haters Society May 4, 2005

police fundraiser

A group of cop cars or motorcycles on the side of a large roadway; usually not a highway but a mainstreet with a large gap between the nearest traffic lights; who have a radar pointing about a mile down the roadway. One of the officers will step into the middle of the road ahead and direct the speeding vehicle to the breakdown lane, or if the vehicle has passed, will chase it down in the police car.

Usually the purpose of this event is to get cheap tickets out of people doing 5 miles over the speed limit. This works well since wealthier people tend to have powerful luxury cars which can go very fast without them even realizing it. While claiming to be 'keeping the roads safe', they are merely looking for a cheap buck out of hardworking individuals. Driving in a straight line a little to fast isn't as dangerous as the assholes who switch lanes aggressively, cut faster moving traffic off, and tailgate. These pigs should be out patrolling, looking for aggressive drivers. Of course, if you're driving an expensive car, you'll get pulled over for being the victim.

The cops sat in the breakdown lane with a radar, scamming people going 5-10 MPH over in order to get a quick buck for the local police station. Meanwhile, a shitbox Honda cuts off my Lexus, and the cop 5 carlengths infront of him slams his brakes (real safe move asshole), gets behind me and pulls ME over for tailgating (as if he could have assessed from that far ahead). I appealed that scam easily and got off free when the pig didnt even show up at the appeal hearing... but next time I won't be so lucky since I'm foolish enough to drive a car worth more than that pig's annual earnings.

by The Sub November 13, 2004

Fandangle

To do eveything *but* have sex with some one, normally during a night of drunken passion whereby the act is practically impossible

"Did you shag that bird last night mate? You were pretty wasted"
"Nah, it was just a quick fandangle and then I threw up all over her clothes, she left pretty sharpish"

by Soar November 11, 2008

fandangleberry

Most commonly used in it's shortened form fandan

Get tae - ya fandangleberry.

by thespid September 18, 2007

fanda pants

an aussie slang term for someone who has red pubic hair; a firecrotch

So, your boyfriend has red hair does he? Seems like he might have a bit of a fanda pants goin' on there, eh?

by blackofalltrades March 18, 2009

fandruff

Flaky dry skin in stubble, Facial dandruff

I've got really bad fandruff today, I should probably shave

by mmermmer September 17, 2010

fandangler

A perpetrator of one-upmanship.

A "fandangler" shows off to prove they are better in sports, gaming or academics; this typicallyoccurs right after someone has done something of note e.g. asked a question in class, shared a study guide with the class, scored a point in a game or landed a trick on a skateboard.The fandangler will immediately ask a more pointed question to show thier superior intellect, send out a better study guide, boast about their scoring, or proceed to do a more impressive trick on a skateboard. Fandaglers do this to prove their superiority to others who may be watching or to the one-upped.

John emails out a helpful study guide to his med school class, and gunner Jane immediately fires back with another email to the class containig a "better" study guide.

by the one-upped September 24, 2012