Fake polo 

just a knockoff brand of polo ralph lauren, ex us polo assn

guy1: yo my nigga, check out my fresh new polo
guy:2 bruh, than aint no real polo thats, us polo assn.
guy1: sooo?
guy2: its fake polo my nigga, u stupid or something

Fake polo by cashflow44 November 10, 2014

Fake Email Job 

Gainful, probably fully remote employment where your only responsibility is to respond to emails. Fake email jobs can be accomplished whilst drinking at a bar, or from a beach in the Bahamas. It's not a fake email job if you actually contribute directly to the company's product or service, nor if you hold an executive role where your decisions have a real impact on lots of people. Fake email jobs are more in line with middle-management roles.

Enrique used to be a software developer, but after five years at IBM he got promoted to a fake email job and had a daughter. Now his whole job consists of sending pithy emails between diaper changes and trips to the park with his family.

Fake Email Job by cinemarob1 September 16, 2021

fake sneakers 

fake sneakers are what you buy if you actually want to wear the shoe instead of resell it like a faggot, basically you dont want to spend thousands on a piece of plastic.

Person 1: Yo man you like the new fake sneakers i bought?

Person 2: FS bro W2C link rq?

fake sneakers by tyko77 April 12, 2022

Fake dating 

When 2 people act like they're in a relationship for social gain

I can't believe Sara and Tony are fake dating again.

Fake dating by Whisper whisper May 28, 2017

national fake ass friend day 

On August 10, it will be a day to expose any and all of your fake friends from the past and present. You can expose them, drop them, do whatever you please to show them that they’re fake. A fake person should not be posting about this day.

Me: yo they needs have a day just for fake ppl. I got so many who could be exposed.
Her: National Fake Ass Friend day is on August 10th. Have fun!

national fake ass friend day by Bhaddiebae August 5, 2019

Fake depressed 

Fake Depression is when a teenager (mostly girls between the ages of 12-15) pretends to be diagnosed with the very serious mental illness called depression in hopes getting attention. These girl will usually post pictures of themselves or other images with captions claiming that they want to end their lives or wanting to ‘end it all’ when really they just want others to take pity on them and sulk about how terrible their amazing life is. Spotting a fake depressed person is easy so please if you suspect someone you know might be this annoying blob of a person please these symptoms below
. Listening to ‘emo music’ and Billie Eilish

. Constantly taking about how bad their life is (usually people with depression don’t tell anyone about it)
. Posting on instagram with sad captions
. Complain that they have no friends (when really they have more than you)
. When talking about cliques or what famous character in a movie they are like they will usually pick the sad/emo/weird one

These people are some of the most disgusting people on the planet

Brittney :" omg like, I have know friends and everything in my life sucks right now and I just want to die"
Sam : " do I know you?"
Brittney : " no, nobody does because everyone hates me"
Also Brittney: "omg I’m so fat and ugly"
Sam : " shut up you fake depressed twelvie"

Fake depressed by Gavin’s crocs July 14, 2019

Fake Friend

Someone who you think is your friend but is really a shady ass hoe.

J.P. is such a fake friend to Katherine. He only hangs out with her unless he has nothing to do.

Fake Friend by LaQuīsha September 19, 2017