When asked to put together a spreadsheet that a program was built to complete, you have total failage.
by KMLWMO September 14, 2010
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White Person: Hey help me on my history essay ya?
Asian Person: Not doing it. Gonna mindlessly strum on my guitar and watch Jersey Shore. I'm a failasian.
Asian Person: Not doing it. Gonna mindlessly strum on my guitar and watch Jersey Shore. I'm a failasian.
by SantaAnaCommunityCats December 2, 2010
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To imply condemnation of someone by praising them for utterly unimportant details. From Alexander Pope's Epistle to Doctor Arbuthnot (1733): "Damn with faint praise, assent with civil leer, and, without sneering, teach the rest to sneer."
Damn with faint praise:
One thing you can say for the force that invaded Iraq, at least they kept their uniforms clean.
Among statesmen of the twentieth century, Joseph Stalin truly and undeniably knew how to trim his moustache.
The Creationist propaganda movie was recorded on what were physically some of the finest rolls of film I've ever watched. As for the arguments and evidence recorded on them, well ...,
From Batman (1989):
On the other hand he had a tremendous singing voice.
One thing you can say for the force that invaded Iraq, at least they kept their uniforms clean.
Among statesmen of the twentieth century, Joseph Stalin truly and undeniably knew how to trim his moustache.
The Creationist propaganda movie was recorded on what were physically some of the finest rolls of film I've ever watched. As for the arguments and evidence recorded on them, well ...,
From Batman (1989):
On the other hand he had a tremendous singing voice.
by Fearman March 4, 2008
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Get the Faint mug.A woman that does nothing during sex aside from lie there, like a deer in the headlights or a fainting goat that goes stiff when stunned. She will then usually proceed to complain how bad the guy was in bed unless he was willing to do 100% of the work.
A woman with no sexual talent, not necessarily for lack of ability, but lack of trying. Does not communicate to her partner at all what she wants and expects the world. Just lies there in a sort of faint until it's over and done with.
A woman with no sexual talent, not necessarily for lack of ability, but lack of trying. Does not communicate to her partner at all what she wants and expects the world. Just lies there in a sort of faint until it's over and done with.
by JMTX December 28, 2005
Get the fainting goat mug.Where you fart so hard and push so hard that you need to sit down after and have a breather, really knocks the wind out of you (in more ways than one). Can also burst a blood vessel or make you faint.
by matbat January 10, 2009
Get the Faint Farted mug.He’s that type of guy who would like to play challenges with you and see who would win but when it comes to you he would play you very dirty like maybe taking you for granted and will use you to make his big ass forehead ex that looks like an alien creature that will make you want to throw up by seeing her ugly ass cow face, and he would lie to you many times! But he’s such a bad liar like he’s not good at lying nor even hiding the truth, and could literally just blame you for everything and will say that it’s your fault for hurting him or putting him through pains when he was the one who did that to you mostly!!, and he couldn’t speak up his straight up facts to you cause he will make his mind till the day we die cause you’ll never know what’s gonna happen between you and him soon and later! But…his shit head ex is a goddamn ugly looking duck face cause she’s such a dramatic bitch that won’t shut her mouth for saying some nonsense bullshit things.
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