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HI-rish Exit

Trying to execute an Irish Exit while super high. After crafting the perfect plan you forget and tell everyone you're leaving.
What a fucking dipshit, Mike pulled a HI-rish Exit

Yeah, must have been the wheelchair dope - so great we got 3 more shots down his gullet before is graceful departure
HI-rish Exit by urbandick16 July 11, 2022

Before You Exit

An alternative / pop punk / rock band from Orlando, Florida. The band consists of four boys in which two are brothers.

They have toured with bands like All Time Low,

A Rocket to the Moon, The Summer Set, Yellowcard, Hey Monday.

Connor McDonough: Vocal & Guitar
Riley McDonough: Vocal & Bass
Braiden Wood: Guitar
Thomas Silvers: Drum
person 1: Do you know this band with teen boys that toured with All Time Low?

person 2: No, what are they called?

person 1: Oh, you should check out Before You Exit then

person 2: Before I exit what?

person: 1: I means, the band is called Before You Exit
A kind of contentious reasoning that seeks to appear victorious in disputation, without regard for truth. It is distinguished from sophistic because it is not concerned with appearing wise, only with seeming victorious in disputation.
The following are some well-known eristic arguments taken from Aristotle's On Sophistical Refutations.

Eristic argument 1. There is sight of what is seen. The pillar is seen. Therefore, the pillar has sight.

Eristic argument 2. Whatever you profess-to-be, that you profess-to-be. You profess a stone to-be. Therefore, you profess-to-be a stone.
Eristic by Suhcnele August 29, 2010

exit bag 

A plastic bag, placed over the user's head and often used with an inert gas such as helium, thus ending all the user's problems.

May be home made or purchased pre-assembled. One should always find a luxurious, high-end exit bag and purchase it with a credit card.
Joe: "I'm pretty sick of life. I'm thinking about eating a bullet."

Betty: "Joe, I think you should consider using an exit bag. It's quick, painless, and a much better option if you want an open casket."
exit bag by PlaneGuy October 15, 2011

Exit 69 to Big Beaver Road

Best highway exit ever. Found in Troy, MI, the exit off of I-75 to Big Beaver Road is Exit 69. Makes me wonder if they planned it that way.
The most fun thing to see in Michigan: Exit 69 to Big Beaver Road

Exitiety 

Exitiety is a play on the word anxiety. Best described as the stress you feel when going through the exit doors of a large department store - hoping that the teller has properly removed all security material from your purchase and therefore NOT setting off the alarm, causing a scene.
Dave: Dude, you got that movie at a great price... hey, why do you look ill?
Mike: Gee, I hope I don't set the door alarms off as we leave - I hate that!
Dave: You suffer from the worst case of exitiety I know!
Exitiety by buckonz October 4, 2008