Skip to main content

Election Prediction Mafia

Also abbreviated as EPM; A group of people who exist in circles on Twitter, US Elections Atlas, and in our polling institutions that twist the data to favor their side in order to change the outcome of the election.
The Election Prediction Mafia was trolled excellently by fans of Red Eagle yesterday when they confirmed their analysis of the most recent primary to be completely false.
by god emperor blumpfth August 21, 2020
mugGet the Election Prediction Mafia mug.
When a white female doesn't date a guy(mainly black) of another race, unless he is famous/a celebrity.

LL Cool J is USUALLY the standard set for black males.
Girl: I don't date black guys. But I'd SO date LL Cool J!
Black guy: I see you're using the White Girl Celebrity Exception as an excuse/copout.
by Kaiser1one February 23, 2011
mugGet the White Girl Celebrity Exception mug.

Erectionised

Someone's pp tickles a lot, another way to say you're hard.
His uncle got erectionised after seeing the dark spike.
by Digtasy September 6, 2020
mugGet the Erectionised mug.

one erectioner

a man who is a "directioner", and each time he sees or hears about One Direction he gets an erection
Blaine "I cant believe that Timmy like One Direction
Kyle "Yeah, hes a one erectioner"
by t_murph October 17, 2013
mugGet the one erectioner mug.

Four Hour Erection

A side-effect of male-enhancement medicine. Results in extreme discomfort if you are wearing especially tight pants. Not that any one person writing any definitions specifically has done that. Extremely obvious no matter what clothes you're wearing. Can be spotted from long distances.
Sexually inept man: Damn, I've had this erection for four hours!
Me: You shouldn't have taken Viagra. Your pants look like a tent at a circus.
SIM: Man, I hate four hour erections
by M.C.lobsterbush July 14, 2009
mugGet the Four Hour Erection mug.

one-way erection

A particularly raging penile erection that you feel will not subside of its own accord, but rather requires ejaculation in order to deflate. A one-way erection has path-dependance unlike a typical erection.
Hey baby, this is a one-way erection. You'd better sort that out because I don't want to end up with blue balls.
by HirdysPregnantNanny July 13, 2017
mugGet the one-way erection mug.

electioneering

1 The process of engineering an election so that you win, or attempting to do so.

2 A most exellent song from the Radiohead album OK Computer.
1 Most democracies are ruled by the candidates most adept at electioneering.

2 Do you mind if I skip to Electioneering?
by Naked Henry May 5, 2005
mugGet the electioneering mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email