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if-else merchant

A joking or mildly insulting way to describe a programmer who relies heavily on long chains of if / else statements instead of using better programming structures.
This codebase was clearly written by an if-else merchant — it’s just nested conditionals all the way down.
by ŠibucaNiggi November 5, 2025
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The worst fucking comment made by man kind in existence. It is typically used on youtube as far as I know, and people use it when they dont actually care about the topic and only want likes, called a like beggar. Some people using this on really sensitive topics, and it pisses people off.
Someone in comment section: Team/Who thinks/Who else/______ 👇
Literally anyone thats over the age of 7: you dont even care about this bro u just want likes
Kids: sOoOOo?
by valleyer October 30, 2023
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Something else

The phrase “Something Else” can be used to define someone as different or not like others and is often used in a good way when someone acts or says something weird or strange.
Richie kept saying funny things and kept sending pictures of cats in shoes. He really is something else.
by rhogan518 February 19, 2023
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Anything Else Podcast

A podcast hosted by dancantstream/Dan, and co-hosted by streamer Destiny, the podcast is simply two good friends talking about current events in politics, philosophy, and various random topics. The two typically will make humorous jabs at each other as well as friendly insults that can sometimes be very edgy which makes the podcast entertaining to any viewer that is knowledgeable of Destiny and Dan's relationship.
It's called the "Anything Else Podcast" because of a phrase commonly used by Destiny when conversing with somebody when the conversation seems to have dried up to offer the person to change the topic or to end the conversation there.
by ItzSpark July 2, 2024
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I am Emma in the UrBan dictionary to make this shirt and mug because i have nothing else to do anyways so this is for me and no one else and am getting it from here because i am poor so yes this is my shirt/mug stay mad be mad
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Elses

I gave him Elses - Blue

To your dad? - Red
He's sick of that joke - Yellow
by FromDust June 21, 2025
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I am skizzle in the UrBan dictionary to make this shirt and mug because i have nothing else to do anyways so this is for me and no one else and am getting it from here because i am poor so yes this is my shirt/mug stay mad be mad
I am skizzle in the UrBan dictionary to make this shirt and mug because i have nothing else to do anyways so this is for me and no one else and am getting it from here because i am poor so yes this is my shirt/mug stay mad be mad
by The real Benjamin Earthmover January 20, 2025
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