undercover eggplant

Bring me thereplz
I failed my final and now I need some undercover eggplant
by Poopoohole69 December 15, 2017
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Boys who hate eggplant

A brilliant fellow with good taste in pretty much everything except for the mysterious purple fruit known by some as a vegetable.
Did you tell all the boys who hate eggplant that we’re all just bowls of fruit floating in a sea of purple carrots on the prairie?
by Carrotlady May 04, 2021
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go suck a white eggplant

go suck a white eggplant
It means go suck a d*ck

noobpwnzor1285: xDDDD get rekt KID
Jimmy1234: Go suck a white eggplant
by robloxsucki April 13, 2019
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Epic eggplant

When you wrap a bunch of rubber bands around the base of your penis so that it swells up and turns purple like an eggplant.
Last week I fucked a girl with my epic eggplant

Are you going to do an epic eggplant for your date tonight?
by Mynoduesp321 October 07, 2023
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eggplant lasagna

When you stick the eggplant in her lasagna
Hey honey let's make eggplant lasagna.
by DumbShit69420 March 13, 2023
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gone off eggplant

When you leave the eggplant in the fridge for too long and it goes off.
The gone off eggplant smells stink.
by Debskelly1985 March 05, 2023
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eggplant milk

really tasty as fuck milk, that gets squeezed out of an eggplant, also looks like thick milk
eggplant milk gets squeezed out of an eggplant via vigoous **force**
by IIazrealII January 06, 2018
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