Eboy

A "thirsty" / cringey Male on the internet, who would say or do anything to get a female's attention / attraction.

PPRACTICES OF EBOYS:

Eboys are typically into doing anything for nudes, "E-sex" ( sex over voice / video call) , White-Knighing for " a special spot in her heart" and have / brag about internet girlfriends. AKA online male thots.

HOW TO SPOT AN EBOY:

Talks closely into microphone/seductively when a female appears.
Only talks to egirls.
Immensely cringey.
Forcefully Deepens voice.
White-knight.
typically "6'3+, buff, alpha and handsome".
Small Genitalia.
Attention Hoe.

*sarah has entered the call* : hi!

normal person : hey

eboy: *clears throat, deepens voice, sends friend request, sends photoshop ab pics* hello there sarah, would you like to get away from all the noise & private call?

by Readthisifyouredumb February 10, 2019

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Pure Eboy

eboy is also known as an electronic boy....or a robot. The difference being is that they're virgins

GET THAT PURE EBOY SOME PUSS ALREADY

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Eboys

A bunch of British skets with no lives. They sit on their asses all day, making crappy youtube videos for 9 year olds. There is Will, whose head is the shape of a microwave, Alex, who is relevant as a cat with epilepsy, George Memeulous, who was made famous because of the classic, MLG Harry Potter, which made me laugh as much as a photo of a poor person. Speaking of that, James Marriot, renowned rich kid who likes to spit on the poor. He owns an infamous collection of Guitars, none of them he knows how to play. All in all, the Eboys have no lives and have to pay people to watch their shitty videos.

The Eboys are budget Sidemen

by TheRagingLlamas June 25, 2020

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