Eagan, Minnesota

A city in southwestern Minnesota where females believe shaving of their bodies is a sin.

Did you hear that colleen doesn't shave?
Of course, she lives in Eagan, Minnesota.

by kizzle andizzle February 10, 2009

Eagan's Law

A law that governs the flow of unfortunate events in time. Applies equally to philosophical, physical, mental, and emotional conflicts. Eagan's Law states that:

"Given a specific set of circumstances, the most personally inconvenient outcome of a situation will always be the end result. Should one make a decision to enact a more convenient solution, that solution will end up becoming more inconvenient than the first.

However, in the event that one recognizes the potential of the most inconvenient outcome, an equally inconvenient but unforeseen outcome shall take its place."

Over the years, many have equated Eagan's Law with Murphy's Law, which holds that "anything that can go wrong will go wrong." Although the two are similar in subject matter, Eagan's Law provides a more comprehensive understanding of unfortunate phenomena than Murphy's Law. Murphy himself admitted this often, crediting Eagan's Law as the basis of much of his own work (citation needed).

Josh: "I went all the way back to the front of the store for a cart, and now we don't even need it. Plus, it's the one with the shitty wheel."

Andrew: "Chalk that one up to Eagan's Law.

by steffescope March 5, 2012

esanbock

A man who claims his penis is as big as from his thumb to his pinky, extended. He also savagely defends the position that he wasn’t jerkin his weiner

Sometimes you just gotta esanbock

by Chickenbock May 10, 2018

Huzaifa Ehsan

fiv foot six and 1 inch wood.got arse warts and like sniffing kids batty crease.usually a bengali fresh off the boat.
This is what a typical huzaifa would say: "shout out small wood gang. i shag my cousins. id grab them titties like it was my dads ass".

yo whats a huzaifa ehsan?
"damn, i got that good ehs-anal last night!"

by mike oxmall & mo lester May 19, 2022

ehsan kho

A bottom looking for top

Ehsan kho??

by Pull up in the sri Lanka November 28, 2021

eagan

To pretend to come from London city, but you are actually from an outside suburb.

This Eagan was strolling around London, you could blatently tell he was from Kent

by Sash May 5, 2004

Yo man you see Earl easing in the parking lot

Derived from the Easy-E song 8 Ball, used to describe the ever so fascinating, yet peculiar Earl. Known to frequent some of the darkest dwellings known to man, not even the most valiant knobble savage would dare to perceive.

"Yo man you see Earl easing in the parking lot?"
"Yeah man, He was one a million"
"That kid is crazy"

by Steve-i Rastafari March 14, 2005