Egyptian Earthquake

Giving somebody backshots so hard that their toes curl up and rip the sheets.

I gave Jackie an Egyptian Earthquake last night. She loved it so much!

by itsmenotjames December 6, 2024

shut up earthquake

When an earthquake won’t stop rumbling and driving you crazy. Or when you are scared you might end up dead

“Hey, can I come to the bathroom with you?”

“shut up earthquake.”

by anonymous June 30, 2025

Mexican Earthquake

It’s 2am. You’re sitting on the toilet after a long day of work, pants around your ankles, ready to drop a bomb. The house is silent. Everybody’s asleep. You feel your stomach rumble. Suddenly, your ass sings the magical tune of a fart. It echoes very loudly in the toilet. Everybody’s awake now.

I was so embarrassed after I caused a Mexican Earthquake!

by Bricky Ricky July 23, 2024

Earthquake Kink

When the idea of earthquakes or wanting to experience an earthquake turns you on. Wanting to be dominated by someone or something that goes by the name of earthquake.

The sheer wonder and thought of getting dominated by her friend Earthquake whilst experiencing an earthquake finally lead her to have an intense earth-shattering orgasm
She got off by the sheer thought of being dominated by an earthquake

She thought it was hot seeing her friend experience an earthquake like orgasm. That’s when she knew she had an earthquake kink

by cccccc! April 25, 2025