EARTH

The first element used to summon Captain Planet!

EARTH!
FIRE!
WIND!
WATER!
HEART!

Go planet

By your powers combined, I am Captain Planet!

by Captain Planet Summoner January 27, 2005

earthman

1) a hero, a god, a wonder of the world, the man of the earth, superior to everyone/everything ever invented

You wish you were perfect, you edvard. Who do you think you are, an earthman?

by gje January 7, 2005

Flat Earther

A person who doesn't like the reality of something so deliberately denies its existence for personal gain.

I'm a flat earther. If I don't like something, or it goes against my worldview, I deny its existence.

by ParodyMan November 15, 2018

earthy-crunchy

An adjective describing persons or things relating to any or all of the following: vegetarianism; herbs; all-natural and organic products (such as food, skin and hair care products, etc.); recycling; protecting and preserving the environment; natural medicine; etc. People that are earthy-crunchy are sometimes called tree-huggers or hippies.

She loves to go to the health food store, where she buys all that earthy-crunchy stuff.

With that jewelry made of hemp and beads, I bet she's earthy-crunchy.

by Emmarini April 17, 2004

Earthlink

The WORST ISP there is on the planet, hands down. Should be out of business. Example below will give you an idea as to what kind of morons run the show there.

Me: "Hi, I'm having problems with my connection"
Earthlink Tech man: "I'm very sorry ma'am"
Me: "????"
Earthlink Tech man: "Calling for tech support? You'd have better luck bleeding a stone."
Me: "I've fixed it myself"

On a more positive note..because of their uselessness I've taught myself much.

Earthlink, like HELLO?? McFly wake up.

by Mikeala January 8, 2006

Earth Dandruff

another word for snow

whats that on the ground??
EARTH DANDRUFF :D

by jajaleigh August 3, 2009

earthologist

An expert of earthology (the study of earthworks)

My friend is an earthologist

by damjam2011 December 10, 2011