Dick dwarf

A guy with a really small dick.

Guy: My dick is only 3 inches when hard.

Girl: Haha, wow, you're a dick dwarf.

by Hakujin214 April 25, 2009

Brown Dwarf

When you have sex with a midget and you proceed to take a dump on her chest similar to a C.S

gidget the midget while laying on her back, took a hard brown dwarf to the chest
(OR)
Damn! thats one nasty midget after i pulled it out of her asshole she proceeded to brown dwarf my chest

by Shadowcucky April 9, 2011

seven dwarfs

1. The highest measure of how much a man wants to fuck a woman based on her level of attractiveness where zero dwarfs denotes the least desire. The phrase derives from the tale of 'Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs' indicating why seven is the highest accolade a woman can receive. If she is given a seven she is termed a snow white.

2. The highest measure of how many times, positions or different areas of the body a man wants to fuck a woman in one meeting.

1. "She is wifey material. Seven dwarfs."

2. "Shit she would get seven dwarfed from all angles."

by Sir Pink Panther July 25, 2008

Dwarf Clambake

A gangbang involving 7 or more dwarves and a full size female pornstar

Because of her aversion to little people Jenna Jameson was paid an extra $2 million to perform a "dwarf clambake" in the movie A Midsummer Night's Ream

by Dwarf Boy October 20, 2008

Gold Dwarf

Gold Dwarves don't share their cousins' dour nature. However, they are less agile. Like shield dwarves they are stout and tough.

Gimli would be more than likely classified here.

by smurf August 22, 2004

Narnia Dwarf

The actor/actress in a play or musical that is obviously the best, but is always getting the crappy roles in plays/musicals do to obvious favoritism of the director.

Boniface: SO, Xylem, what part are you in the play?

Xylem: Oh, I am the tree, but that is OK. Every one tells I'm the Narnia Dwarf, so I'm cool.

by Flotus March 29, 2007

tall dwarf

an middle aged idiot who wants to wank with any woman who will listen to him

by one who knows June 29, 2003