orphange dwarf baby

a ugly baby over 5 feet 18 inches

Did you see roshawdas new kid! hes a orphange dwarf baby!

by marybeth =) January 14, 2008

dwumple dwarf

a person who farts in the bathtub and bites the bubbles

if youre talented enough to pull this off then you can probably suck your own dick, just throwing that out there

gay dudes that can suck their own cocks are potentially dwumple dwarfs. nasty fucks...

by davestheman666 February 26, 2011

Dirty little dwarf.

When you are on a ventrilo server on a video game and some person says they'll be right back, they leave there mic on and they do something nasty so everyone can hear it without knowing they did it.

Guy 1: I'll brb guys... Hey baby wanna do it?
vent people: Hahaha he left his vent on, what a dirty little dwarf.

by Ezarhadden November 21, 2010

primordial dwarf

incredibly small, yet perfectly proportioned, people. exceeding no more than 38 inches in height

christian: DANG NIBS! did you see that primordial dwarf?!
emma: yes!! she is soooo tiny! :"omgzz~"

by HoTTiiieZ May 29, 2007

Wharf Dwarf

A person who, sitting in a bath tub, passes gas then attempts to bite the emerging bubbles.

"Get out of the bath tub! You've been in there for hours, you wharf dwarf!"

by ECBoots April 6, 2009

dingle dwarf

someone who makes foolish mistakes, similar to that of a long lasting blonde moment. By making stupid errors and easily aviodable mistakes you can be called a dingle dwarf, (ex 1)

In addition, when someone says something implying one thing, and you interpret it in an entirely different mannor, you can be called a dingle dwarf, (ex 2)

A third and final way of acting like a dingle dwarf is by doing something that to the general population seems ridiculous and just plain dumb, (ex 3)

(ex 1)
boy - you have too much time on your hands
girl - (looks down at her hands) ... there is nothing on my hands
boy - you're such a dingle dwarf

(ex 2)
little lex - where do you want to go for lunch?
mitchy boy - uhm, does not matter to me, im easy.
little lex - oh i know that! you proved your easy to me last night baby *winks*
mitchy boy - *rolls eyes* oh my god, you're such a dingle dwarf.

(ex 3)
mr. four - hey babygirl, do you know what time it is?
miss. 19 - oh sorry, my watch is dead.
mr. four - ah, i see your battery just died!
miss. 19 - actually mr. four, it died 6 months ago!
mr. four - and why praytell do you still wear your useless watch?
miss. 19 - i like it!
mr. four - ...but it DOESNT EVEN TELL TIME?!!... you're a dingle dwarf!

by alexzandra January 2, 2009

one eyed dwarf hamster

A very hairy penis, often confused with an actual dwarf hamster.

Travis has a one eyed dwarf hamster, it's so adorable.

by Magikpineapple April 29, 2014