Jeff said"I knew a guy that used to carry around a bag of dog dicks." that's so dumb said Bob. Carl chimed in and said "I knew a guy that believed everything CNN reported" . Poco awoke from his sleep and said " now that's dumber than a bag of dog dicks". They all laughed a bit.
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A shitty place in Scotland, never come here
Just kidding it's not that bad
Located in the local authority of West Dunbartonshire -Look at the different spelling of Dumbarton- near the River Leven and the River Clyde on the West coast of Scotland. In Scottish Gaelic, It translates to 'dùn bhreatainn' meaning 'Fort of the Brythons'
Surrounding Towns/Villages include :
Balloch, Alexandria, Renton, Dalreoch, Jameston, Bellsmyre and Clydebank
Just kidding it's not that bad
Located in the local authority of West Dunbartonshire -Look at the different spelling of Dumbarton- near the River Leven and the River Clyde on the West coast of Scotland. In Scottish Gaelic, It translates to 'dùn bhreatainn' meaning 'Fort of the Brythons'
Surrounding Towns/Villages include :
Balloch, Alexandria, Renton, Dalreoch, Jameston, Bellsmyre and Clydebank
Person 1(Non-Scottish): Wow, I can't believe how nice Dumbarton looks!
Person 2(Scottish): pahahah! Are you kidding me? this place is a shitehole
Person 2(Scottish): pahahah! Are you kidding me? this place is a shitehole
by MrScotland12 March 22, 2021
Get the Dumbarton mug.Someone who is dumber than dogshit - their brain is the equivalent of a bucket...FULL of dogshit. While probably also morally inept/retarded, their intelligence is likely due to inbreeding somewhere in the family tree, or possibly being tossed into a ceiling fan as an infant. They usually turn into a screeching autist when triggered for an illogical reason.
Alternative phrase: "Uglier than a bucket of dogshit".
Alternative phrase: "Uglier than a bucket of dogshit".
"All these politicians are dumber than a bucket of dogshit. I would rather have a bucket of literal-fucking-dogshit 'lead' me than these political assclowns."
"A bag of hammers, a box of rocks, and a bucket of dogshit -combined- have more intelligence than that fuckfaced douchefag."
"A bag of hammers, a box of rocks, and a bucket of dogshit -combined- have more intelligence than that fuckfaced douchefag."
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