Duck 

The absolute and ultimate insult; which is also used to replace the words fuck and dick.

Example 1: "Go duck yourself, motherducker!"

Example 2: "Suck my duck!"

Example 3:

P1: "you're a whore"
P2: "your mums a whore"
P1: "your face is a whore"
P2: "well your face is a duck"
P1: *starts crying* "thats too far man!"

Duck by BlakSh33p May 17, 2009

duck 

Used as people fleeing. In a driveby, the people running would be ducks.

"every time a mac 11 bucks i'm killin at least seven ducks." - Big L

duck by asdffdsa;lkjjkl; May 5, 2009

Duck 

1. n. : An insufferable female sub-human often found with a swaggot. These obnoxious females are often very cruel to others, loud, think they're prettier than they actually are. The name duck comes from the usage of duck-face. Also see "popular kids".
2. n. : a shortened version of dumb-fuck.
3. n. : A water fowl that is known for the 'quack' sound.

A: "How much more of a bitch could she be?"
B: "What'd you expect? She's a total duck."

A: "I wonder what Obama's last name is. I don't think I've heard it before."
B: "Duck."

"Have you ever gone down to the park by the lake to feed the ducks?"

Duck by Yolocaust Anonymous September 4, 2013

Duck 

The word that your phone corrects the word fuck to.

Carl: I'd duck her.
Carl: Duck, I meant to say duck.
Carl: Duck this.

Duck by ReallyWeirdGaming December 31, 2015

Duck 

There are these creatures everywhere, but watch out! Because they'll sh*t on your car and all over parks. So the next time you see a duck, please save the world by shooting it.(Dont really do that)

Tommy killed a duck.

Duck by FISHEGGS4DAY$ May 2, 2018

Duck 

Dumb Ugly Caucasian Kid

My brother is a duck.

Duck by YISTA November 30, 2018

Duck 

A close relative of a Fishes. Sometimes it can be very evil

Guy: W'sup dude.
Other Guy: Hi, is that a duc...
Duck: * kills both * QUACK QUACK MOTHERF*CKERS

Duck by Hmmmmmm June 3, 2020