douchette

The female equivalent of a douchebag

Person A: "So we're dancing and she's telling me how hot I am. So I go to the bathroom and when I come back she's blowing some other guy!"
Person B: "What a total douchette!"

by Darkman84 April 5, 2008

douchetacular

The act of doing something in the scorned upon manner that a said douchebag would. The process of completing an impressive task, but since it was completed by a douchebage, it becomes somewhat frowned on. Success that is achieved by an annoying pretty boy.

A) The way Chad slayed that girl's pussy was douchetacular.
B) I agree, but i still wanna beat the shit out of him.

by Sid-Vicious November 1, 2009

douchesaurus

A big jerk, idiot, imbecile. A rude person not willing to admit his or her mistake(s).

Pronounced: Doosh-eh-saw-rus

"Some guy came in the diner the other day and didn't leave me a tip; even after I gave him a free order of fries! What a douchesaurus!"

by Krin Gabbard July 28, 2005

douchesniffer

The maximum level of douchescocity.

That asshole is a the biggest douche ever. He s a douchesniffer piece of shit

by jon.o December 26, 2009

Le Douchesac

l'art d'etre un con, lie au mot anglais douchebag.

On a croise Le Douchesac hier soir au bar.

by boss.haas May 15, 2010

douchesicle

Basically just a douche or douche bag but to an amount of wimpiness/un-manliness you cant even come close to understanding.

Dude, Stewart is such a fucking douchesicle, when we tipped that portapotty he ran off and hid in his house for hours.

See that kid getting beat up? He's the biggest douchesicle in out school.

by Socram November 24, 2006

douchetination

A place where douchebags hang out.

Which bar should we hit? Fuck that place; it's crawling with shiny Repugs. I can't stomach a douchetination right now. Let's go somewhere else.

by anipalcraig April 30, 2011