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douchebag

"Yo, Brennan. See that dude vaping over there? Yah, he's a douchebag"
by K41n3n October 24, 2017
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douchebag

An arrogant bitch who ain't bout shit. They think they're hot when they are ugly as fuck.
Kevin is such a douchebag.
by mcnuggetdestroyer January 14, 2018
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douchebag

douche·bag
/ˈdo͞oSHbaɡ/

noun
Typically refers to a male, with an over inflated sense of self worth, in a addition to being overly cocky, generally under educated in there opions of other. Also possessing stereotypically aggressive behavior found in those with under developed Pre-frontal Cortex, causing low ability for examination of circumstances, or critical thinking. In addition such people also frequently suffer from a lack of communication between the Pre-frontal Cortex and the Amygdala causing a nearly non existent level of emotional intelligence.
F$@# he's such a douchebag!
by Sicvispacemparabellum December 3, 2016
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douchebag

A common species of Human. They have a Low IQ, no understanding of what is going on around them and attempts to act cool in front of everyone. constantly making shitty jokes and disrespecting everyone around them that is not also a douchebag. they are also known for having over 500+ friends on Facebook because they crave all the attention they can get. they have some insecurities which causes them to act this way but in any case, they must be avoided at all times.
He got into trouble again for saying sexual things trying to be funny in class. what a fucking douchebag. thinks way too high of himself.
by Hyper2500 March 14, 2016
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Douchebag

HEY KANYE, YOUR A DOUCHEBAG
by LOLMYBALLS June 19, 2016
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Douchebagitis

a debilitating condition similar to The McNaughton rule. Mainly found in young male adults.

symptoms:

self centered
often on his manstrul cycle
an over-inflated sense of self worth

often considers things his friends enjoy childish
cant be bothered with things that he does not benefit from
is a dick toward people that he considers not witty compared to him
needs a map to avoid / escape getting lost and vanishing into the vagina world
rants about bitches when drunk then begs you to not show people the tape
He couldn't hang out Friday night he's suffering from douchebagitis
by oohnooo February 19, 2010
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Douchebag

Person with an enormous, self-inflated ego, cocky attitude and delusions of grandeur with absolutely no merit and massive evidence to the contrary.
www.arthurkade.com , epitome of a douchebag
by PhillyDr2B March 24, 2009
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