1) An individual who enjoys the use of recreational cocaine.
2) An individual seeking cocaine.
3) An individual identified as a potential consumer of cocaine by negative social behavior, such as cutting someone off in traffic.
2) An individual seeking cocaine.
3) An individual identified as a potential consumer of cocaine by negative social behavior, such as cutting someone off in traffic.
Random Dealer: "Hey, you guys want some cocaine?"
Random Person: "Yeah!"
Random Dealer: "Wow, you're a douche bag..."
Random Person: "...?"
Random Dealer: "Okay, lets go do some."
Random Person: "Yeah!"
Random Dealer: "Wow, you're a douche bag..."
Random Person: "...?"
Random Dealer: "Okay, lets go do some."
by Atmos Blueshit March 16, 2008
Get the douche bagmug. 1.Similiar to a "Fucktard," people who think they are the man, but in reality they are unco ordinated and have a minute amount of friends, usually appear in groups of 3-4.
2.Or a white man who acts black/wog, listens to black "hip-hop" and tricks out his car like a wog, with his fully sick mono block amps.
2.Or a white man who acts black/wog, listens to black "hip-hop" and tricks out his car like a wog, with his fully sick mono block amps.
Look at those three Fucktards, Hayden, Joe and Tom are such Douche Bags.
OR
Christ, that Peter is a Douche Bag.
OR
Christ, that Peter is a Douche Bag.
by King_Douche_Greg April 2, 2007
Get the douche bagmug. following douche snackpack and douche pocket in the catalogue of douches; a douche bag is a person who is a significant douche of relatively average size, smaller than a douche duffel, yet bigger than a douche pocket
so, i was walking along right, just mindin' my own business, and then this douche bag comes outta nowhere, and gets all up in my grill with his ample junk'n shit
by Bean6969 March 13, 2008
Get the douche bagmug. by JeremyJ December 23, 2007
Get the douche bagmug. Is a person that enjoys making other people; Lose, fail, burn, suffer, fall, get fired, and or hurt! Douche bag's are the friend that fucks your girl(wheather it be your wife, girlfriend, sister, or daughter). Overall Douche bags are scumbags as well! AS well as EVERY single person/driver in Las Vegas!
Look hunny that douche bag just keyed our car, yes dear he fucked my best friend whilst we dated as well. I'm gonna kill that mother fucking, scummy douchebag!
by Mike pontillo August 19, 2006
Get the douche bagmug. Fanchon is a douche bag.
by Mother of God August 29, 2008
Get the douche bagmug. A person, usually a male, who goes about his life with the idea that he has actual, genuine friends. He believes that he is "cool", and possibly "popular." But, in the sad fact of reality, he is far from any of these things. Non of his supposed "friends" like him. In fact, they all hate him. The jokes and stories he tells are never as funny or cool as he thinks they are. He is simply a loud, distracting annoyance to any social scene. i.e., that one guy in a group of friends who nobdody likes.
Mike: Dude, Ed's calling me again. It's like the fifth time tonight!
Steve: What a fucking douche bag. When's he gonna get the idea we don't want to hang out with him?
Steve: What a fucking douche bag. When's he gonna get the idea we don't want to hang out with him?
by James Myrick August 6, 2007
Get the douche bagmug.