double barrel fingers

holding your fingers like gun, middle and index fingers.

holding cigarette with double barrel fingers, smoking.

by neo words March 28, 2011

double brownbagger

n. see brownbagger. A female who is so unattractive that you require not just one brown bag on her head while having sex, but one on your own in case hers falls off.

Fred: Hey Billy, here's a picture of my new wife Jen, isn't she great?

Bill: Damn.....double brownbagger.

by D-Glove February 24, 2004

double-blink moment

A point in time where someone says something so outrageously stupid that you have to stop, do a double-blink (*blinkblink*) and clear your poor little confused mind before you can respond. Often accompanied by a look around to be sure you are not on a hidden camera show.

"When Mel told me he was sure that the Jews had faked the Holocaust, I had a total double-blink moment."

by thecheckoutgirl January 10, 2009

Double Bass Pedal

When a dude sticks one foot in each of his partners respective holes.

Kathleen likes the Double Bass Pedal. You know, left in the goo and the right in the poo.

by kat banana 2 October 9, 2009

double bag

when a girl is so nasty you have to use two condoms to feel safe

eww that bitch is soo sluty.
hey i double baged it

by Anonymous November 23, 2002

Double Barrel Shotgun Nose

When someone has nostrils that look like blow holes. Just pray they don't look up and spray on you.

His double barrel shotgun nose could hold cantaloupes.

by ccharmon January 4, 2009

Double Briggsy

A homosexual act in which two men stand facing each other and roll the same rubber onto both erect cocks. They then violently agitate the rubber-encased twin saveloy until both queens have emptied their sacks. Named after Briggsy, the famous art guy and co-author of The Joy of Gay Sex.

Faggot: My hobbies are painting,ironing and doing the Double Briggsy.

by Colin Cummerbund September 14, 2006