DM Tax

A tax on the DM of a tabletop game, meaning they have to share shit.

You gotta pay your DM tax if you want us to listen.

by SweetMorbidity February 12, 2020

DM;SF

"Doesn't Matter, Still Fuck."

A phrase originating on the internet obviously, around reddit and the usual imageboards. Probably a takeoff of doesn't matter had sex.

Used as a simplistic way of saying that despite whatever faults, flaws, or infections are mentioned while discussing a person, you would still gladly fuck them.

"Kelly's alright from a distance but up close she's got dandruff and crazy halitosis."
"DM;SF"

by True_Believer November 6, 2012

dm chain

a conversation held via DM to the extent of which so that it can be considered a dm chain, instead of a sparse dm everynowandthenkindathing

“Bro sammy and I had a dm chain for 2 mfing days”

by mintyfreshmatto August 4, 2019

Dm ultra

The Call of Duty’s Cold War Multiplayer mastery camo which will probably go down as one of the worst mastery camos in cod history.

Joe: I’m grinding for dm ultra hbu?
Fred: why tf would you do that you dumbass that shit ugly af I’m just getting diamond smgs and ar’s.

by WeenWacker69420 December 7, 2020

Dm me

Don’t mind me

Yoooo, last night I took a couple pics of this hot chic.
~why you in the pic?
Dm me

by Myneckmybackmypussyandmysack June 17, 2018

dm bot

Supposedly fun bots created by people who only watch pk vids. At least one weapon on them is always overpowered and constantly spammed. These bots will fill your chat with spam in a matter of minutes.

Guy1: !dmace
Random_Dm_Bot: Guy1 hits a 43 with his dragon mace
Guy2: !whip
Random_Dm_Bot: Guy2 hits a 14 with his whip
Guy1: !dmace
Random_Dm_Bot: Guy1 hits a 30 with his dragon mace
Guy2: !eat
Random_Dm_Bot: Guy2 heals 20 hp
Guy1: !dmace
Random_Dm_Bot: Guy1 hits a 46 with his dragon mace
Random_Dm_Bot: Guy1 has won the dm!
Guy2: WTF?
Guy1: Lmao you suck
Guy2: stupid dm bot

by fdgsgs May 17, 2008

dm;hb

Doesn't matter; had bacon.

The universal argument for anyone faced with an oppressive vegan. Bacon is delicious, therefore all other talking points are invalid.

Related to the term "dm;hs (doesn't matter; had sex)"

Jane: Don't you feel bad for all the poor farm animals being slaughtered for food every day?
Jill: dm;hb.
Jane: But it's cruel! Animals are friends, not food!
Jill: dude... I don't care. dm;hb.

by skybound September 9, 2014