Distraction Rectangle

A term for a device that can distract you that is also in the shape of a rectangle.
John: During the week, my phone is a nice little distraction rectangle.
Dylan: My favorite distraction rectangle is my Nintendo Switch.
by tacoman2669 April 16, 2022
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Distractables

Activities given to children which free up adults long enough to interact on a pleasant, social level, free from parenting.
Dinner is almost ready, I'll get out the distractables, you three hide on the patio!
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Distracted

Kellen is distracted
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distract yourself

To frig yourself off
Don't go in the room while he/she/they're distracting himself/herself/themselves my goodness!

You look stressed!.... Perhaps you need to distract yourself
by Burmbly May 26, 2024
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distraction noodle

A object or situational factor that serves as a distraction or diversion from someone or something else that is happening.
"I hate when I see a Cop car at night, at least during the day there is a bunch of distraction noodles so they don't see me".
by redmedicine August 23, 2015
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Getting started on a project, only to be distracted by another 1 or more projects thus delaying the original project
He was working on his car & couldnt find a wrench, his extra sensory distraction caused him 2 reorganize his whole tool box
by Living on the edge February 6, 2019
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Distraction Dick

When a woman recognizes she's obsessing and analyzing about a new guy too much, she goes on other dates to occupy her mind.
Jane told me she can't stop thinking about that bearded lumberjack, with the house on the lake she had coffee with. She's rereading texts, googling his name, stalking on Facebook, you name it! Realizing she's entering psycho mode, she's been right-swiping on Tinder day and night to line up Distraction Dick to keep herself sane.
by Ekenned1 March 10, 2023
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