Salt Diddler 

A man who aspires to be a sugar daddy, but is to busy diddle daddling around

I had to cut off my sugar daddy because he was actually a salt diddler

Salt Diddler by aholllley May 19, 2024

Closet Diddler 

Closet diddler. Someone who diddles kids on the dl but pretends to be anti chomo and takes an extreme stance against chomos

Example: "Did you hear Ron Mckinney from Park Hills Missouri is a closet Diddler?"

Example: "I thought Ron hated chomos, turns out he was just a Closet Diddler"

Closet Diddler by GetDashedBro January 14, 2025

Closet Diddler 

Closet riddler. Someone who riddles kids on the dl but pretends to be anti chomo and takes an extreme stance against chomos

Example- "Did you hear Ron Mckinney from Park Hills MO is a Closet Diddler?"

Example- "Damn bro, I thought Ron was for the kids not in them"

Closet Diddler by GetDashedBro January 14, 2025

Dallas Diddler 

A notorious, oversized nerd enrolled at the University of Texas at Dallas, known for his unsettling obsession with young children and a rumored basement full of "collections." Often spotted lurking near playgrounds after 6 PM, once freed from the shackles of his engineering homework. Parents whisper his name as a warning to keep their kids indoors—lest they become another victim of his "study breaks."

"Hey Karen, make sure Timmy’s inside by 6—Perneb the Dallas Diddler just texted me that his last exam ended, and you KNOW that freak doesn’t waste time."

Dallas Diddler by supergamefury April 21, 2025

doggie diddler

someone who hangs around Admin offices looking very unkempt and obviously intenting to touch up a dog.

Ive just seen that dirty Liam pretending to be an admin worker, I bet he´s been touching up dogs again the dirty Doggie Diddler

doggie diddler by punji63 February 12, 2026

Dorchester Diddler

A Peeping Tom making the residents of Dorchester Hall shower with their clothes on.

A: "Hey did you hear about the Dorchester Diddler?"
B: "Yeah. If I ever see him, I'm gonna charge at him naked."
A: "But wouldn't he like that?"
B: "Shoot."

Dorchester Diddler by VoyeurViper September 16, 2025

doggie diddler

A person who sodomizes a dog.

That doggie diddler is a suck motherfucker!!

doggie diddler by ackerman_tyler November 9, 2025