big ol' dicker

Big, old, penis. Usually referring to someone who is older and a supporter of Donald Trump.

Uncle Jerry said that I need to stop smoking weed, he's a big ol' dicker.

This big ol' dicker I met the other day said he hates Muslims.

by alexmxoore6969 November 20, 2016

Dicker down salad

When your ready to bang and your girl wants to eat salad so you rip open a bag of salad and dick her down and blow ranch all over that salad for her.

yeah last night Jane wanted salad during sex so I gave her the ol dicker down salad and that filled her up.

by Ryngor October 16, 2018

lesbian fag dicker

some one who is a lesbian, a fag and a total asshole, usually a man.

dude billy he is evidently a lesbian fag dicker

by sephiroth12 August 21, 2011

Dickerism

The act of being a total dick when it is not necessary.

Man, Jude just cussed out that bitch for no reason. He is suffering from dickerism today.

by $ammit T. December 16, 2010

Dickerisms

The act of being a dick, in a joking manner... but not really joking.

Person 1: Stop making fun of the girl with one arm shorter then the other, she is tierd of your dickerisms.

by DOER4life November 21, 2010

Dickeration

n. A large penis vandalizing something.

Now time for me to erase all these dickerations.

by paper21ify November 19, 2014

Double dicker

Two men embrace their mons pubis together aggressively for atleast 15 minutes at a time

Terry and Doug were caught being double dickers in the shower

by Jenny456 October 13, 2018