big ol' dicker

Big, old, penis. Usually referring to someone who is older and a supporter of Donald Trump.

Uncle Jerry said that I need to stop smoking weed, he's a big ol' dicker.

This big ol' dicker I met the other day said he hates Muslims.

by alexmxoore6969 November 20, 2016

Dicker down salad

When your ready to bang and your girl wants to eat salad so you rip open a bag of salad and dick her down and blow ranch all over that salad for her.

yeah last night Jane wanted salad during sex so I gave her the ol dicker down salad and that filled her up.

by Ryngor October 16, 2018

lesbian fag dicker

some one who is a lesbian, a fag and a total asshole, usually a man.

dude billy he is evidently a lesbian fag dicker

by sephiroth12 August 21, 2011

Dicker

A person who is acting unfavorable

That dicker just cut me off!!

by Xoxo_megannnn June 21, 2022

Dicker

Military slang. A Dicker is a civilian who secretly works against the military by reporting their positions and providing intelligence to insurgents. They often use cell phones to spot for snipers, suicide bombers and command detonated IEDs (Improvised Explosive Devices).

The local Dicker thought he was going to be smooth and line up our mess truck for a mortar attack. We moved it right after sunset and the empty parking lot took a dozen rounds of Russian 120.

by james savik July 4, 2022

Liquor n dicker

Getting drunk and fucking

My girl loves it when I liquor n dicker

by billybangbang September 17, 2023

Dicker Picker

The act of grabbing only the shaft of a friends penis while said friend is sitting down, much like a claw game, but in this case the prize is your friends penis and the claw is your hand. Whilst preforming the act of picking the dick you must scream "DICKER PICKER."

me-DICKER PICKER!!!!!
friend-AW MAN, thats the second time today, i should really cross my legs.

by Coopy Poopy November 22, 2011