depersonalization

Where you feel very lost and confused, and end up cheating on 7+ people at the same time.

Normal Guy: I can't believe Katerino would ever do that! She belongs to the streets!
Simp: Its ok becuase she is suffering from depersonalization.

by Le Funny Man April 27, 2020

depeche mode

The noun "Dépêche" in French means a dispatch. Lots of French language publications have Dépêche in their title, sorta like "The XYZ City Telegram".

Depeche Mode hasn't been the same since Alan Wilder left.

by Seb Paquet May 27, 2006

depends on the weather

depends on the weather could mean yes or no. Most likely yes, most likely no. Honestly it just depends on the weather.

Her: wanna come over?
Him: depends on the weather

by Badmarketing May 20, 2018

dependabilibuddy

a close friend whom you can always depend on; a bro before hos

me: hey i just got arrested for murder. could you come bail me out?
dependabilibuddy: sure!
me: thanks man... you're my dependabilibuddy
dependabilibuddy: any time

by amattch November 10, 2007

Dependakarensaurus

A combo of a dependapotamus and a karen. This is the final form of depandapotami and Karens.

Jack’s wife, Sarah, is a total dependakarensaurus.

by Toughkneigh January 26, 2020

Vaginal dependence

When a guy has an uncontrollable urge to talk and or give a girl a hug in the hallway of a school and or in a public place while he's walking with other males.

Person 1: Dude, Chris has a bad case of vaginal dependence.

Person 2: Yea man I know everytime he sees any girl he ditches us!!!! It's getting out of control

by HolyTwinkys August 28, 2013

depew

A fucking stud. Fucks everyone he wants. And some he doesn't. Doesn't give a shit about anything. Recently stumbled upon a large sum of money. Fucks teachers daughters on baseball fields. Takes virginities, and doesn't give me back. Has been know to go by the GOAT at sex. Smashes on the Xbox. Goes down on girls for wicked amounts of time; because he's a giver. Once made the Dos-Equis man drink a Corona. Just the sexiest motherfucker you'll ever meet. His best bud is Zach. And once again, the sexiest mothefucker you'll ever meet.

1)Did you see Depew?

Fuck he's a stud.

2) Depew makes me so wet. Everytime he looks at me, I have to change my panties.

by Murder Kitten August 2, 2014