Sex Education

Another reason for adults to criticize teenagers.
Also a fortune telling class for many students.

Dude. Sex Education sucks.

by foshizznizzbodizzle January 29, 2009

Institute for Collaborative Education

One of the worst schools in NYC... It's called ICE (Institute for Collaborative Education) cause every girl is as dumb as ice, as cold as ice, and as brainless as ice. If you think you'll get a girlfriend here, just leave. If you are a guy, expect to have to do drugs to be 'cool'.

Common phrases you'll here from ICE kids. "Jeffrey" "stop being offensive.... you spic" "I can say nigga cause I'm 1/16th black."

What to expect from school: racism towards every other race besides blacks, sexism to men, heterophobia.

I wrote this and I'm a black lesbian, btw... I regret ever going to this school. If you are even a white guy here, please leave you'll hate your existence and gain an inferiority complex.

Stranger: "What school do you go to"
Me: "I go to the Institute for Collaborative Education"
Stranger: "How is it?"
Me: "Some girl just almost got a guy suspended for looking at her, and i'm failing because I'm too poor to afford technology"
Stranger: "what the fuck"

Me: Yeah I guess I want to kill myself

by Cherry Girl 6669 January 5, 2019

college education

Something the majority of people don't have. They should though.. Unless you're smart enough to become rich without one.

M. Rehmeyer felt like such a failure as of a man with no college education. How sad.

by error345 February 12, 2008

Music Education

What good musicians who actually want jobs major in.

Music Performance Major: "I'm majoring in music performance!"
Music Education major: "I've just been offered another job...Have fun living in a box!"

by KittensInTheKitchen June 9, 2011

board of education

A large stick, or board used in corporal punishment to strike offenders, paricularly students in private schools.

Come to the front of the class, your about to get a lesson from the "board of education"!

by Jay Mann March 26, 2007

Educationitis

Rash that develops on those Afraid of Learning when exposed to Education.

So they ran away Itching.It was because I was making sense and they were Terrified they might actually Learn something.Slight touch of Educationitis.

by Waboa February 13, 2009

Defecation Situation

A sudden and urgent need to drop a monster mud bomb out of your hind quarters.

Our first date was going fantastic, but then out of nowhere that burrito I ate reared its ugly head and I had a defecation situation on my hands.

by MaulerMMA October 10, 2013