deaf wizard

When you and your boy both ear fuck a girl. She is now the deaf wizard, can't hear due to the penises in her ears, but is levitating.

Bro we deaf wizarded the fuck out of Lauren yesterday. She's such a hoe.

by Dongdong69 February 19, 2020

Deaf as a post

To call someone "deaf as a post" is a way of expressing that you are annoyed with someone who is NOT deaf but somehow didn't manage to hear what you were saying to them

Guy: I told my boss that I couldn't make it to the meeting but he rang me and asked me where I was. I swear the man is as deaf as a post

by IKnowTheLingo June 27, 2020

dedagasser

Dedagasser is one person with a huge cock and get all the girls in the world

Dedagasser stole my girl

by Dedagasser January 25, 2022

dedan

can you guys stop writing your headcanons

fuck you dedan

by fsdsdsffs June 18, 2022

crunch deaf

Temporary deafness occurring while eating crunchy food such as cereal or potato chips.

I'm sorry, what's that honey? I'm crunch deaf from this tasteless high fiber cereal.

by bennrock April 20, 2010

Drunk Deaf

When you've consumed copious amounts of alcohol and the more you drink the louder you talk & the louder the music gets.

Drunk1: It's too loud

Drunk2: (yells) What!!

Drunk1: Ah mate your Bloody drunk deaf

by Honeypotter June 16, 2016

Too deaf to hear

When you are too deaf to hear.

Danny: Did you catch the football game last night?

Bob: What did you say I'm too deaf to hear.

by Pyramid titties April 8, 2019