dissociation

an crew of people formed to disrespect other people

S: "yo Q, wanna start a dissociation with G-Ha"?

Q: "naw, that bitch is whack...we don't wanna form a dissociation with her, we wanna form one against her"!

S: "for reals."

by ELS4LIFE December 4, 2009

Cognitive dissonance

A term used by assholes on the internet who try to sound smarter then they really are, without knowing what it actually means

“Wear a mask”

“Oh no I don’t think I shall, you must have cognitive dissonance”

by Cakeboy327 December 6, 2020

Dissociative Identity Disorder

a cringe trend/fandom where kids go to fake a mental disorder for attention

a placebo effect. its probably not real

"i have Dissociative Identity Disorder "
"nope"
"you are right ive been faking all this time for attention!"

by SaneDrain November 2, 2022

Dissociative identity disorder

A diagnosis that a psychiatrist or therapist gives to a patient. It basically states that the personality is fractured into several distinct parts that behave differently from the original personality. It was once known as multiple personality disorder but psychiatrists changed the term to dissociative identity disorder because they realized they had no clue what they were doing and had to come up with something new and exciting since they were getting paid. Mental health professionals give this diagnosis so they can feel important and special since this disorder is glamorized in the movies. The patient unconsciously wants to please the therapist and read up on the symptoms to present to them. Both therapist and patient feed off each other. Often the patient will get the blame as attention seeking when really it's the therapist that's at fault but gets off the hook because they are the professionals. You will find all patients that enter therapy never had a clue they had the disorder until the therapist told them. It is a therapy induced disorder and will disappear once the patient leaves therapy. But it will reemerge once the patient returns. Plain and simple. From that point forward patients will be confused when something bad happens to them because they will think one of their personalities did it. They will lose all sense of who they are.

Since Julie was diagnosed with dissociative identity disorder her life has been in ruins because she has lost her sense of identity.

by maggie0285 August 31, 2019

dissowned

The reply of someone who has just been owned by owning the other person. The comeback to being owned by some else.

Steps to dissownage
1. owned in any form
2. Comeback by person that was owned
3. dissowned

Stevie: OOOHHH, You have just been pizzowned Parker!
(Parker slaps Stevie in the face)
Parker: Well i just dissowned you loser.

by sk8bomb1067 June 2, 2005

Dissolve the cabinet

To take a dump after an enormously long waiting period, at which point the physical size of one's torso actually shrinks noticeably.

That protest was so long, and the food so rich, that I had to rush home and was forced to dissolve the cabinet.

by tetratrepidation February 19, 2011

dissonic

causing cognitive dissonance

Max Ogden causes me to be so dissonic man

by tjflipper September 22, 2012