dumpfort

Level of comfortability while taking a dump

After straining on the toilet for 20 minutes Jennifer's dumpfort level ranked at a 3 out of 10.

Billy's dumpfort level was an 8 out of 10 today, minimal strain and great fecal shape.

"I was not very dumpfortable with going number two in that gas station bathroom."

by ThaExpertThalamus April 19, 2018

damp toasting

The art of replying in a short manner/ being uninteresting in order to let a conversation die

I really am not interested in that guy, I should just be damp toasting him

by TheCampingWall October 24, 2017

damp

British slang for a bit of an idiot

"is it tuesday?"
"no, how damp are you its wednesday"

by oworeal July 14, 2023

dampner

offen the mispronounced version of the word DAMPER. This word is incorrect and the person who uses it should be corrected for their own benefit.

"The dampners on my car are shot" ...."Its DAMPER, not dampner"

by Kevin Brown VaTech June 19, 2007

Dumpf

1) Making such a huge shit that it goes above the water line and clogs up the toilet.

2) A nickname for Donald Trump (as President).

Dude, I was so late to work this morning! I had a Dumpf and it took half an hour of plunging to get it to go down!!

2) God, I can't stand Dumpf; America's really in the toilet!

by LadyBookworm80 August 6, 2017

dömpf

A german word which means nothing. Not nothing, but it does not have a meaning. You can use instead of every word you want.

You just got dömpfed!, You are a Dömpf!

by Dömpf [AUT] April 8, 2010

Damp January

A lesser version of dry January, for those of us with less willpower or just want a drink

Me: I’ll have a dirty martini
Nicole: I’ll thought you were doing dry January
Me: NO, I’m doing DAMP January.... not dry but not soaked as usual

by LizzyGlo January 8, 2021