After straining on the toilet for 20 minutes Jennifer's dumpfort level ranked at a 3 out of 10.
Billy's dumpfort level was an 8 out of 10 today, minimal strain and great fecal shape.
"I was not very dumpfortable with going number two in that gas station bathroom."
Billy's dumpfort level was an 8 out of 10 today, minimal strain and great fecal shape.
"I was not very dumpfortable with going number two in that gas station bathroom."
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by Kevin Brown VaTech June 19, 2007
Get the dampner mug.1) Making such a huge shit that it goes above the water line and clogs up the toilet.
2) A nickname for Donald Trump (as President).
2) A nickname for Donald Trump (as President).
Dude, I was so late to work this morning! I had a Dumpf and it took half an hour of plunging to get it to go down!!
2) God, I can't stand Dumpf; America's really in the toilet!
2) God, I can't stand Dumpf; America's really in the toilet!
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Nicole: I’ll thought you were doing dry January
Me: NO, I’m doing DAMP January.... not dry but not soaked as usual
Nicole: I’ll thought you were doing dry January
Me: NO, I’m doing DAMP January.... not dry but not soaked as usual
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